Rusty old bleeder broke off in the caliper and I don't feel like spending any more time or money on inferior parts.

I need calipers and brackets, non sport preferred.

Have an impressive selection of sex-toys to trade if interested.

 

BAM!

 

That was fast. Traded to Concealer for two giant rubber eggplants.

 

[anus intensifies]

 

If concealer falls through I have 1.8 brakes off the 2000 I just bought. Pm if interested.

 

I do believe he is en route to my rape dungeon house as we speak.

 

Well, I got the brakes, had teh secks, and wound up covered in gasoline on the side of 465. Thanks Ben!

 

...oh no. Wtf did the truck do?

 

Gasoline makes for a poor lubricant. FYI.

 

Apparently my gas gauge is now a little off... by about a half a tank. Thank Baby Jesus I happened to have a can in the bed. Unfortunately, it has a safety nozzle, and it completely dowsed me in fuel. But hey, at least the starter cranked long enough to get me going again.
V8 swap imminent.

 

**** those safety gas cans. Worst things ever.

Let's do a 1GR swap from a newer 4runner/Taco/FJ Cruiser. Wiff 6spd. And Brotrex.

What year is that truck? I'm going shopping.

 

90. Transfer case puts the front drive shaft on the passengers side, so that makes things a little difficult, but I'm sure there are adapters floating around somewhere.

 

Let's put a jeep 4.0 in it.

 

Trust me, I thought of that a long time ago. It's way too long. There's plenty of room side to side, but the bay is really short.

 

I have a sawzall and a big hammer. We'll just put it through the firewall.

 

I could keep my coffee warm on the block
1UZFE has been done a lot...

 

If that's easy, you should do it. Cheap motors, enormous power gain over what you have now, and you'd probably gain a shitload of gas mileage, too.

 

Well, it couldn't get much worse. The 3.0 is the weakest, slowest, most inefficient engine Toyota ever produced. A BP swap would be a significant improvement.

 

Wanna buy a BP? I have a spare 5spd trans, too.

 

See if any of those scrap yards down there have an LS400 rotting away.