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10-15-2006, 10:35 PM
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10-15-2006, 10:41 PM
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the better quesiton, where have you been?
https://www.miataturbo.net/forums/showthread.php?t=4988
ps thanks for the link
https://www.miataturbo.net/forums/showthread.php?t=4988
ps thanks for the link
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10-16-2006, 01:38 AM
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i hate math. i never took a math class in college. or a real science class. i'm in grad school and still hate math.
NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us", Gonzalez said."They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.
NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us", Gonzalez said."They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.
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10-16-2006, 12:38 PM
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ah math.my freshman year in highschool,the teacher would move all the chairs to the side and pull the blinds down and play handball against the chalkboard.then rap the latest emienem song and be taking zanax.i passed his class because i bought him cookies.i believe now hes serving time for coke possesion and having a loaded magnum under his seats(no guns in new york city area allowed).i told my mom the guy was crazy and looked like doc.
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10-16-2006, 02:08 PM
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We used to have a teacher in jr high that would drink vodka in the closet. Literally, stop teaching walk into the closet then come out stinking of booze. We used to wait till she was tipsy then **** with her. She was convinced the TV was solar powered cause it kept coming off and on by itself.
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