Have you ever went over a friends house to eat
And the food just ain't no good?
The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed,
And the chicken tastes like wood
So you try to play it off like you think you can
By saying that you're full
And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite
He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!"
So your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie
And you say that you already ate
And your friend says "Man, there's plenty of food"
So you pile some more on your plate
While the stinky food's steamin', your mind starts to dreamin'
Of the moment that it's time to leave
And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin'
Into something that looks like cheese
Oh so you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place
I don't care what these people think,
I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous
With this ugly food that stinks"
So you bust out the door while it's still closed
Still sick from the food you ate
And then you run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of Kaopectate
And then you call your friend two weeks later
To see how he has been
And he says, "I understand about the food,
Baby Bubba, but we're still friends"

ding-a-ling
ding-a-ling-a-ling
Chorus:
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling
Freaks of the beats dont worry
Hi town dj's be there in a hurry
You want that bomb
When all you gotta do is hit me up
On the cell phone
Jump on that motorola
Always like Cocacola
When you see Teaze
You'll want me between them knees
And you call me
I'm gonna let you jump on this bomb G
Miss thing let me see you swing
All up on the ding-a-ling
Or better yet baby dont forget
You can hit me up on the internet
Uhh, this is tha bomb
At ding-a-ling dot com
Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (just gimme a
ring-a-ling)
I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling (1-900
ding-a-ling)
Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (just gimme a
ring-a-ling)
I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling (1-900
ding-a-ling)
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(Just gimme that ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling)
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(that ring-a-ling-ding-a-ling that you get from this ding-a-ling)
Just gimme a call on the phone
Let a brotha know when your man gone
Cause I'll be right there with the quickness
Making #1 on my hit list
If it's major hit the pager
Guarenteed Rahming goin slay ya
Rain, shine it be working
You don't play, then I'd be jerkin'
Rump, pump it up
I know just what you want
That ding-a-ling feeling that you get from ding-a-ling
Aint no ding-a-ling like mine
It'd be workin' over time
Everything gonna be just fine
It wont cost you one spare dime
Come on now
Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(when you want some ding-a-ling)
I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling
(wont hurt your feelings)
Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(when you want some ding-a-ling)
I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling
(1-900 ding-a-ling)
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(when you want ding-a-ling-ding, when you want ding-a-ling-ding)
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want that ding-a-ling)
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Gimme a ring-a-ling if you want some ding-a-ling, oh-oh-oh-oh
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(Ding-a-ling feeling that you get from ding-a-ling)
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(Ding-a-ling feeling that you get from ding-a-ling)
OH, got me some action
Boo-yeh is your reaction
Teaze be that main attraction
Ding-a-ling for your satisfaction
Dont hold back just let it go
If that's not enough then I got mo'
You can have it if you want it
Like Kimo-sabe you jump on it
Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(Just gimme a ring-a-ling)
I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling
(wont hurt your feelings)
Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(Just gimme a ring-a-ling)
I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling
(wont hurt your feelings)
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(just gimme that ring-a-ling when you want that ding-a-ling)
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(gimme that ring-a-ling when you want that ding-a-ling)
Ding dong ding dong ding ding dong
Oooooohhhhhhh
Ding dong ding dong diiinng dong
ooooooohhhhhhh
Ding dong ding dong ding dong
oooooohhhhh
Dingg dong, oooooohhhhhhhhhh