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Old 01-14-2016, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
i find it disgusting that a fat middle-aged man, like myself, cant get famous on the internet when wear skimpy clothes and ****-poorly playing an instrument (with the simplest riff and beat possible). #manpower

I also find it disgusting that you're into a 12-yo girl.
Not sure about Julianna the guitarist, but the drummer Meytal Cohen is 31.
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Old 01-14-2016, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by stratosteve
Not sure about Julianna the guitarist, but the drummer Meytal Cohen is 31.
The guitarist is 22.

But forget about the guitar, it's the drum work that blows me away. You can't do that after two months of lessons.





It looks like she's deriving sexual pleasure from the experience.
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Old 01-14-2016, 12:28 PM
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shes awful. ive hated her for years.

Why would you cover Would (the easiest drum track) and not do something like No excuses. Plus she messed up within the first few seconds of the video and didnt like redo it?

she keeps the real track running behind her so you dont hear how bad her fills are.

shes thinking, im a ***** and this is an easy way to make money online. She does that to get more views, so you ignore how bad she is, and then go invite her to watch Pride & Prejudice & Zombies with her and achieve your first boner cause youre a 12yo little child boy with mommy issues.

ugh and her limp wrists. I imagine she gives the worst tugs. ever.

related: if i go to nyc soon, can we eat bagels together?

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There goes my boner, thanks.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
shes awful. ive hated her for years.
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ugh and her limp wrists. I imagine she gives the worst tugs. ever.
If I ever have the opportunity to find out, I'll let you know.



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related: if i go to nyc soon, can we eat bagels together?
Sure. What part of town are you staying in?
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Old 01-14-2016, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
If I ever have the opportunity to find out, I'll let you know.
appreciate it.

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Sure. What part of town are you staying in?
30 rock if we go. and unrelated to NBC and/or TV.
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Old 01-14-2016, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
30 rock if we go. and unrelated to NBC and/or TV.
Nothing in Manhattan is unrelated to TV.



















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Old 01-14-2016, 05:37 PM
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If you're going to post drum covers, post impressive ones. That chick isn't doing anything on the drums I wasn't doing at 13.

Skip to 1:29 if you want to see insane footwork. Even Tomas Haake said the song almost didn't make it on the album because of how demanding it is to play.

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Old 01-14-2016, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by z31maniac
(a bunch of screaming)
Sorry, but I just can't listen to a bunch of screaming. Prefer music that doesn't suck.

And whatshisname the "I drum to screaming" guy isn't a hottie.
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Old 01-14-2016, 11:26 PM
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Unfortunately, I'm not a sexist that sees mediocre accomplishments as stellar because the woman is attractive.

/givingashit
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Old 01-14-2016, 11:28 PM
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All I know is she plays the drums better in real life then I do in the videogame Rock Band.




Moving on... Here's a DB-2 connector. For some reason, I always chuckle when I come across one of these.


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I didn't know such a thing existed, wonder what kind of wattage it takes to melt it?
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Old 01-14-2016, 11:37 PM
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I don't think it's so much that her attractiveness makes her more accomplished, as her accomplishments, mediocre as they may be, make her more attractive.
Let's not over think this (use your ***** brain).
Non-ugly + doing something cool = imminently bangable.
Boner math.
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I dated a chick with mellons like that.. meh. They were everywhere.. I'd rather have a nice fit chick than someone with giant mellons and a gut. Quality>size.
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Old 01-15-2016, 12:00 AM
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Who said anything about dating?
Besides, if she does have a gut (which I don't see), that's what the car bomb is for.
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[Seriously hot chick in her 30s]: Is a reasonably competent drummer, posts a bunch of attention-***** videos in which she totally rocks out to a wide assortment of immensely popular 90s-era metal / grunge tunes.

[MiataTurbo crowd]: Meh.

[Braineack]: I prefer 12 year old boys.


You are all a bunch of lonely homosexual deviants.
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Originally Posted by z31maniac
Unfortunately, I'm not a sexist that sees mediocre accomplishments as stellar because the woman is attractive.

/givingashit
I too think the stupid screaming crap sucks and is not music

complexity is impressive when it's non-chaotic crap
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
[Seriously hot chick in her 30s]: Is a reasonably competent drummer, posts a bunch of attention-***** videos in which she totally rocks out to a wide assortment of immensely popular 90s-era metal / grunge tunes.

[MiataTurbo crowd]: Meh.

[Braineack]: I prefer 12 year old boys.


You are all a bunch of lonely homosexual deviants.
I better get my royalty check here soon
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