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Old 02-07-2011, 07:17 PM   #21
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I'm 6'3" and can't possibly imagine how the **** it can happen in there (the current gf is 5'8" so that doesn't help either).
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:44 PM   #22
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My gf and I are both screamers lol, so before we had our own house we used to get the obligatory eat **** stares and knocks on the wall from all the tenants around us who weren't getting any on the regular. We actually used to yell back at one chick to come join us but she never took us up on it.

Anyway, I lived in the servants quarters of an old Victorian home back then, and the homeowner and two (underage) daughters had their bedrooms just outside a door at the end of my hall. I guess we had put on quite a show one night, and here's what I found outside my door the next morning when I left to go to work:
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:49 PM   #23
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Damn, didn't think that was possible but I've never thought of trying that. But a surprisingly ideal position is her sitting on the windshield header with her feet on the roll bar and you standing on the seats.
Its possible, but very uncomfortable. I'm 5'9" and I had...issues. My head kept hitting the top. Lots of other places I'd rather have sex in, it was a last resort.
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:01 PM   #24
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Its possible, but very uncomfortable. I'm 5'9" and I had...issues. My head kept hitting the top. Lots of other places I'd rather have sex in, it was a last resort.
I tried it once... in a student parkinglot at uconn in the middle of the day. Didnt work out so well.
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:21 PM   #25
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Another time I had a security guard pull up on me with the same girl in a corporate park. Butt *** naked and this guy ******* pulls up and comes up to the car with his flashlight. I could have knocked the guy out but lucky for him he was like 75 years old. I was so mad that he actually pulled up on us like that and came right up to the window. He didnt even give us a minute so she could get off me. He literally bum rushed us.
Had this happen once with one of the campus police at the community college I got my associates at. The guy was a royal turd too. She was on top of me and he was all about making sure that I wasn't raping her.

What made things worse was that her English wasn't so good at the time and I was trying to help out...which only pissed him off more. I was just glad to get out of there.



Best story though was a few years before, when I had this roommate that I have to admit was a ******* pro. I come home one night and walk into our shared bathroom, hear moaning in the next room, but with more voices and movement than seems normal, so I decide to investigate.

I walk in to see him banging the **** out of our friend Derrick's wife, and her proclaiming: "OMG I've never come like this before" with her hubby over in the corner watching...apparently disappointed in his manhood.

I guess it seemed like a good idea while they were drunk in the livingroom playing strip poker, but not such a good idea when you find out in the bedroom your friend can give it to her better.

They were divorced shortly thereafter.




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Old 02-07-2011, 09:14 PM   #26
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Damn, didn't think that was possible but I've never thought of trying that. But a surprisingly ideal position is her sitting on the windshield header with her feet on the roll bar and you standing on the seats.
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I'm 6'3" and can't possibly imagine how the **** it can happen in there (the current gf is 5'8" so that doesn't help either).
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I am 6'2, she was 5'7, basically, I had my *** on the center console, she was on top, and I was laying down the ******* law. It was also pouring rain outside and being 16, you can **** anywhere. I also banged her in the woods one time, and she got poison ivy all over her vag, fortunately, I am not able to get it. I once nailed her in the family bathroom at Jamba Juice. Ah, good times, we were in love.

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Had this happen once with one of the campus police at the community college I got my associates at. The guy was a royal turd too. She was on top of me and he was all about making sure that I wasn't raping her.

What made things worse was that her English wasn't so good at the time and I was trying to help out...which only pissed him off more. I was just glad to get out of there.



Best story though was a few years before, when I had this roommate that I have to admit was a ******* pro. I come home one night and walk into our shared bathroom, hear moaning in the next room, but with more voices and movement than seems normal, so I decide to investigate.

I walk in to see him banging the **** out of our friend Derrick's wife, and her proclaiming: "OMG I've never come like this before" with her hubby over in the corner watching...apparently disappointed in his manhood.

I guess it seemed like a good idea while they were drunk in the livingroom playing strip poker, but not such a good idea when you find out in the bedroom your friend can give it to her better.

They were divorced shortly thereafter


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Old 02-07-2011, 11:39 PM   #28
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I accidentally clicked on this thread at work. And I got flagged. ****.
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LOL, you're a sloppy clicker
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Most of us (read: not cococarbine) have funny sex stories. The kind of stories you wouldn't tell your kids but you would be jump at the chance to tell strangers over the Internet. What will follow is an example of one such story.
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Old 02-08-2011, 12:43 AM   #31
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duuude! you'll never guess who I saw today on my way to class! guess.
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duuude! you'll never guess who I saw today on my way to class! guess.
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Old 02-08-2011, 03:22 AM   #37
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My college GF and I decided to do a sex tour of her apartment, marking our territory by doing it in every room while her two roommates were gone. We were on one of her roommates' beds when I was breaking her off doggy style, and the repeated back-and-forth motion caused one of the wooden cross-slats that support the boxspring to wiggle out of the frame. The mattress fell down to the floor on one end (head/pillow end) causing me to fall forward and dismount my GF with all the grace of a mountain biker going over the handlebars. In my tumble to the floor, the heel of my foot hit the wall hard enough that it cracked & dented the drywall pretty badly. After we stopped laughing our asses off we put the wood slat back into the frame, repositioned the boxspring & mattress and smoothed over the covers, but there was no way to fix the wall before her roommate saw it. I'm not sure if she ever figured out how it got damaged.
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really? the first time i heard it was something like "you're a little ******* bastard," when i was like 5 years old.
You don't understand. My mom is one of the most proper and oldfashioned women in the world. She doesnt cuss often at all. She once saw a picture of Megan Fox as my desktop wallpaper and said "Oh son, she's so pretty, do you know her?"

On a positive note, she cooks better food than martha stewart.
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So, Cococarbine3 is Koss? ... Mike you don't look 6'2"

Once I fucked my gf at her grandma's, with her (granny) in the house. I came on her face. I delivered a strong epic *** shot directly into her eye. She then yelled out "Oh my ******* eye". I told her grandma I accidentally poked her in the eye when she came around to check out what had happened.
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