Sex Follies (NSFW)
02-07-2011, 06:44 PM
#22
My gf and I are both screamers lol, so before we had our own house we used to get the obligatory eat **** stares and knocks on the wall from all the tenants around us who weren't getting any on the regular. We actually used to yell back at one chick to come join us but she never took us up on it.
Anyway, I lived in the servants quarters of an old Victorian home back then, and the homeowner and two (underage) daughters had their bedrooms just outside a door at the end of my hall. I guess we had put on quite a show one night, and here's what I found outside my door the next morning when I left to go to work:
Anyway, I lived in the servants quarters of an old Victorian home back then, and the homeowner and two (underage) daughters had their bedrooms just outside a door at the end of my hall. I guess we had put on quite a show one night, and here's what I found outside my door the next morning when I left to go to work:
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02-07-2011, 07:21 PM
#25
Another time I had a security guard pull up on me with the same girl in a corporate park. Butt *** naked and this guy ******* pulls up and comes up to the car with his flashlight. I could have knocked the guy out but lucky for him he was like 75 years old. I was so mad that he actually pulled up on us like that and came right up to the window. He didnt even give us a minute so she could get off me. He literally bum rushed us.
What made things worse was that her English wasn't so good at the time and I was trying to help out...which only pissed him off more. I was just glad to get out of there.
Best story though was a few years before, when I had this roommate that I have to admit was a ******* pro. I come home one night and walk into our shared bathroom, hear moaning in the next room, but with more voices and movement than seems normal, so I decide to investigate.
I walk in to see him banging the **** out of our friend Derrick's wife, and her proclaiming: "OMG I've never come like this before" with her hubby over in the corner watching...apparently disappointed in his manhood.
I guess it seemed like a good idea while they were drunk in the livingroom playing strip poker, but not such a good idea when you find out in the bedroom your friend can give it to her better.
They were divorced shortly thereafter.
Oh yeah, I joined in.
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02-07-2011, 08:14 PM
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Nice!
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02-07-2011, 08:20 PM
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Had this happen once with one of the campus police at the community college I got my associates at. The guy was a royal turd too. She was on top of me and he was all about making sure that I wasn't raping her.
What made things worse was that her English wasn't so good at the time and I was trying to help out...which only pissed him off more. I was just glad to get out of there.
Best story though was a few years before, when I had this roommate that I have to admit was a ******* pro. I come home one night and walk into our shared bathroom, hear moaning in the next room, but with more voices and movement than seems normal, so I decide to investigate.
I walk in to see him banging the **** out of our friend Derrick's wife, and her proclaiming: "OMG I've never come like this before" with her hubby over in the corner watching...apparently disappointed in his manhood.
I guess it seemed like a good idea while they were drunk in the livingroom playing strip poker, but not such a good idea when you find out in the bedroom your friend can give it to her better.
They were divorced shortly thereafter
Oh yeah, I joined in.
What made things worse was that her English wasn't so good at the time and I was trying to help out...which only pissed him off more. I was just glad to get out of there.
Best story though was a few years before, when I had this roommate that I have to admit was a ******* pro. I come home one night and walk into our shared bathroom, hear moaning in the next room, but with more voices and movement than seems normal, so I decide to investigate.
I walk in to see him banging the **** out of our friend Derrick's wife, and her proclaiming: "OMG I've never come like this before" with her hubby over in the corner watching...apparently disappointed in his manhood.
I guess it seemed like a good idea while they were drunk in the livingroom playing strip poker, but not such a good idea when you find out in the bedroom your friend can give it to her better.
They were divorced shortly thereafter
Oh yeah, I joined in.
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02-08-2011, 02:23 AM
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My college GF and I decided to do a sex tour of her apartment, marking our territory by doing it in every room while her two roommates were gone. We were on one of her roommates' beds when I was breaking her off doggy style, and the repeated back-and-forth motion caused one of the wooden cross-slats that support the boxspring to wiggle out of the frame. The mattress fell down to the floor on one end (head/pillow end) causing me to fall forward and dismount my GF with all the grace of a mountain biker going over the handlebars. In my tumble to the floor, the heel of my foot hit the wall hard enough that it cracked & dented the drywall pretty badly. After we stopped laughing our asses off we put the wood slat back into the frame, repositioned the boxspring & mattress and smoothed over the covers, but there was no way to fix the wall before her roommate saw it. I'm not sure if she ever figured out how it got damaged.
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02-08-2011, 08:07 PM
#39
On a positive note, she cooks better food than martha stewart.
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02-09-2011, 10:58 AM
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So, Cococarbine3 is Koss? ... Mike you don't look 6'2"
Once I fucked my gf at her grandma's, with her (granny) in the house. I came on her face. I delivered a strong epic *** shot directly into her eye. She then yelled out "Oh my ******* eye". I told her grandma I accidentally poked her in the eye when she came around to check out what had happened.
Once I fucked my gf at her grandma's, with her (granny) in the house. I came on her face. I delivered a strong epic *** shot directly into her eye. She then yelled out "Oh my ******* eye". I told her grandma I accidentally poked her in the eye when she came around to check out what had happened.
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