...then I untied her mumu. I was shocked at how fit she'd stayed all these years and after I picked her breasts up off the flor, I couldn't help but put them on my mouth. They tasted like yucca and her vagina was no exception. I pushed back fold after fold of her labia with my tongue searching for her cereza. When I found it, I started rubbing it with my erect member...

 

That's gross... mental picture fuuuuuuuuuuu

 

You know what yucca is? Haha!

 

Mmmm, yucca. I wish they all tasted like yucca. The glands in nipples tend to taste slightly bitter when you suck on them hard. Yucca would be better. Picking them up off the floor not so much...

 

I once visited a strip club where there was a stripper who was lactating. Her lap dances were the same price as all the others and, according to my friend, were well worth it.

 

 

I just remembered one I had:

So i was at my ex gf's house with some of her friends and one of my buddies (trying to smash one of her friends) and we were all watching a movie in the living room. Her parents were home but in their room. Anyways, me and her were laying on the couch and the other guy and gals were laying on the floor or in a chair closer to the TV.

So we were feeling frisky, and I had a raging hardon so I slipped it in through her shorts. We were doing the nasty for about 10 minutes, super slow, trying to be stealthy. Next thing I know her mom comes in the room and sits on the couch with us, while I was ***** deep in her daughter. Her Mom didn't know we were ******* because of the blanket, but it was pretty awkward. Oh ya, her parents were hardcore Mormons. LOL.

I remember skipping the last hour of church with her parents and going to her house and smashing until the last possible second when her parents were coming home. I banged her in the church parking lot once too. Amen.