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Old 05-13-2010, 03:37 PM   #81
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What color?
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The color is (almost) free.
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The color is (almost) free.
The color is also cheaper than surgery.

And it's the color of less trauma to your cat. Put a price on that plus shipping.
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Old 05-14-2010, 09:10 AM   #83
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The color is also cheaper than surgery.

And it's the color of less trauma to your cat. Put a price on that plus shipping.
Sixshooter gets it. :-)

Seriously, though, my ex-wife bought them so you queens are in luck- they're hot pink.
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Old 05-14-2010, 01:01 PM   #84
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declaw that cat
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Old 05-14-2010, 01:11 PM   #85
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It's a cat declaw it. When its no longer a kitty it's either going to hate you or like you because cats are moody bastards. Taking its claws won't change this so yo might as well convert it to RWD before you have chase it up a tree.
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Old 05-14-2010, 01:19 PM   #86
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Simple solution.

Cat soup.
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Old 05-14-2010, 01:28 PM   #87
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Old 05-14-2010, 01:38 PM   #88
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Old 05-14-2010, 01:39 PM   #89
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Wait... brainstorm. Make a set of 4 lucky kitty feet. Then get some kitten mittens to keep the stubs comfy.
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It's a cat declaw it. When its no longer a kitty it's either going to hate you or like you because cats are moody bastards. Taking its claws won't change this so yo might as well convert it to RWD before you have chase it up a tree.
How about I cut off your fingers?
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Old 05-14-2010, 02:47 PM   #91
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How about I cut off your fingers?
Seriously with the fingers, you need to relax lol. It's not the same. We are human, we have to dress ourselves, write things, drive cars, push buttons, grab things. Not ******* sleep all day, get fed food, eat with only our mouth, bat at stupid ****, stare out a window and then repeat.
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Old 05-14-2010, 02:53 PM   #92
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Seriously with the fingers, you need to relax lol.
Yeah, and it's only removing the fingertips. At the first joint.

You could still function. Heck, you could even probably get a handicap license plate out of it to make life even easier.

So FRT, please report immediately to your nearest vet and have this done (to yourself) ASAP to prove how it's not a big deal.

Nobody wants these f'n softpaws?
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^Getting my finger chopped off at the first joint would suck. That's not the point. The point is it's not an equal comparison, unless your daily life is comparable to a cat.
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Wow, this thread just continues.....if the decision is so hard let fate decide => Heads: Cat goes to vet, Tails: Its one lucky feline
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^Getting my finger chopped off at the first joint would suck. That's not the point. The point is it's not an equal comparison, unless your daily life is comparable to a cat.
And the fact that I don't actually have to eject the tip of my fingers out to grab a pen at work...



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I should also make a side note that I do not hate kittens. If I hated kittens I would not have rescued the poor starving bastard in the first place. :(
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Unpacked the box w/ the softpaws today.

Most of a set of the hot pink ones left over.

A full, unopened set of black.

PM me if you want 'em, won't find a better deal than free + actual shipping.
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Old 07-16-2010, 10:13 PM   #98
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Kitty is about to get her ***** fuggin claws clipped. I literally have a welding glove and a coat...pray to your fake god for my safety.
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Kitty is about to get her ***** fuggin claws clipped. I literally have a welding glove and a coat...pray to your fake god for my safety.
PM me your address, I'll send you the softpaws.
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Thanks for the hook up.

It was pretty easy to trim the claws and she didn't get violent. I didn't cut very much off becuase I'm worried about hitting the quick. I can see where the pink part inside the claw stops, but there is a little white part that extends down further so I could only cut off about 2-3mm of claw. This seems to have gotten the job done to stop the human blood shed, she can't climb the drapes, nor can she propel herself around by stabbing the cloth furniture at my GF's house. Maybe its time to move her into my place with the nice furniture.
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