deliverator

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The color is (almost) free.

sixshooter

iTrader: (12)

The color is also cheaper than surgery.

And it's the color of less trauma to your cat. Put a price on that plus shipping.

deliverator

iTrader: (14)

Sixshooter gets it. :-)

Seriously, though, my ex-wife bought them so you queens are in luck- they're hot pink.

jacob300zx

declaw that cat

Staffah

It's a cat declaw it. When its no longer a kitty it's either going to hate you or like you because cats are moody bastards. Taking its claws won't change this so yo might as well convert it to RWD before you have chase it up a tree.

Splitime

iTrader: (24)

Simple solution.

Cat soup.

Braineack

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Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice
Bitches on the dick 'cause of who I am (Yeah!)
The Fresh Kid Ice, the Chinaman
Movin' from the bottom straight to the top (Fool!)
And I'm out for mine just to get one nut (Yeah.)
Splackin' every day, always wearin' the glove
A bitch must be stupid to fall in love (Ha!)
'Cause the Kid love *****, and nothin' but the ***** (Yeah!)
So bitch, if you want to **** with me,
Take a number (Fool!) and don't keep fronitn'
I got plenty many bitches to Move Somethin' (Yeah!)
I gots no time for silly games
Only real bitches, not sorry lames (Ha ha!)
So it's up to you, either hang on or stroll on!
(My man ain't got no time for no motherfuckin' woman!)
If that's what you want, you're **** out of luck
I'm out for the ***** 'cause a **** is a ****! (Fool!)

Chorus (3x): Mr. Mixx
A **** is a ****, *****!
A **** is a ****, HOE!

(A **** is a ****, *****! Yo, Marquis, kick that ****!)

Verse 2: Brother Marquis
F-U-C-K-I-N-G, (Yeah!) I'm ******' you and you're suckin' me
**** relationships; motherfuck love (Ha ha!)
'Cause makin' money is all I'm thinkin' of (True!)
And when the bitches see me they start to holler,
"Marquis want some head and $500?" (Ha ha ...)
'Cause I'm a three-piece *****, bitch, I don't play
I want the *****, the pay and a place to stay! (Fool!)
And the head, booty and ****, well, that's mandantory (Yeah!)
BITCH, gimme mine as I complete the story
There are plenty of bitches out in the street (Yeah.)
And you'll **** another if you don't **** me (True dat!)
One I go fishin', I'm on a mission (Yeah!)
And when I hook 'em, you know I overlook 'em (Ha ha!)
Had plans goin' subtle and you're **** out of luck (Yeah!)
A head for a head and a **** for a ****

Chorus

(A **** is a ****, *****! Yo, Kid Ice, kick that ****!)

Verse 3:
[FKI] Bitches know what's up 'bout the one-night stand (Yeah!)
Make a ***** wait with his dick in his hand
But (True.) they wanna **** just like we do (Right.)
So hoe, stop frontin', drop your draws, let's screw!
You wanna be a hoe, so act like one
Just open your legs and let the Ice-man *** (Ha ha ...)
Put your legs up high, straight to the buck (Yeah!)
Like I said before, a **** is a ****!
[BM] Some girls do and some girls don't (True.)
Some girls will and some girls won't (Yeah.)
Some girls **** and some girls cry (Yeah.)
Some girls suck and some girls lie
Triflin' hoes, it's you I salute (Yeah!)
'Cause a bitch is gonna **** who she wants to (True dat!)
And if you're lookin' for love, you're outta place
'Cause you'll only get a **** and some nut in your face! (Yeah!)

Chorus

(A **** is a ****, *****! Yo, break this **** down, my *****!)

Luke:
Now, the example of a **** is just a ****. But let it be known that it's
onlya ****. See, some of y'all ****** get caught up in ... ******' a woman,
and thinkin' that's your woman, when it's just a ****. And some of y'all
ladies just get caught up with men, when they might be somebody else's
men ... that's just a ****! So a **** is just a ****!

Outro: Mr. Mixx
So there you have it, you know what I'm sayin'! 2 Live is back in this
************, you know what I'm sayin'! We goin' for motherfuckin'
Number five on the motherfuckin' wall, fool! We are the originators,
you know what I'm sayin'! Can't nobody **** with us in this X-rated
rap game, and anybody that tries that **** ****, know what's up for
real

gospeed81

iTrader: (51)

Leave behind Chinese restaurant.

Splitime

iTrader: (24)

Wait... brainstorm. Make a set of 4 lucky kitty feet. Then get some kitten mittens to keep the stubs comfy.

Faeflora

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How about I cut off your fingers?

FRT_Fun

iTrader: (19)

Seriously with the fingers, you need to relax lol. It's not the same. We are human, we have to dress ourselves, write things, drive cars, push buttons, grab things. Not ******* sleep all day, get fed food, eat with only our mouth, bat at stupid ****, stare out a window and then repeat.

deliverator

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Yeah, and it's only removing the fingertips. At the first joint.

You could still function. Heck, you could even probably get a handicap license plate out of it to make life even easier.

So FRT, please report immediately to your nearest vet and have this done (to yourself) ASAP to prove how it's not a big deal.

Nobody wants these f'n softpaws?

FRT_Fun

iTrader: (19)

^Getting my finger chopped off at the first joint would suck. That's not the point. The point is it's not an equal comparison, unless your daily life is comparable to a cat.

Staffah

Wow, this thread just continues.....if the decision is so hard let fate decide => Heads: Cat goes to vet, Tails: Its one lucky feline

Joe Perez

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miatamania

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And the fact that I don't actually have to eject the tip of my fingers out to grab a pen at work...



at Joe...





I should also make a side note that I do not hate kittens. If I hated kittens I would not have rescued the poor starving bastard in the first place. :(

deliverator

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Unpacked the box w/ the softpaws today.

Most of a set of the hot pink ones left over.

A full, unopened set of black.

PM me if you want 'em, won't find a better deal than free + actual shipping.

hustler

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Kitty is about to get her ***** fuggin claws clipped. I literally have a welding glove and a coat...pray to your fake god for my safety.

deliverator

iTrader: (14)

PM me your address, I'll send you the softpaws.

hustler

iTrader: (6)

Thanks for the hook up.

It was pretty easy to trim the claws and she didn't get violent. I didn't cut very much off becuase I'm worried about hitting the quick. I can see where the pink part inside the claw stops, but there is a little white part that extends down further so I could only cut off about 2-3mm of claw. This seems to have gotten the job done to stop the human blood shed, she can't climb the drapes, nor can she propel herself around by stabbing the cloth furniture at my GF's house. Maybe its time to move her into my place with the nice furniture.