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Dude, I hope you do not die. But in case you do. I will be auctioning off moderator privileges.
I bid an individual sized box of Fruit Loops and half of a cheese danish (I can cut off the part that has teeth marks in it) that I swiped from the continental breakfast bar at the hotel.
Just sayin. Even if he doesn't die right away, my offer will stand. There are enough preservatives in both that my offer should be good for a couple of years.