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Old 03-23-2014, 07:13 PM
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Was riding down Park Ave in midtown Manhattan today and came across this test mule parked between 41st & 42nd St, near Pershing Square:
























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Old 03-23-2014, 08:16 PM
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You just stumbled across some rich guys future douchenozzle
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These will be available at any Buy Here, Pay Here for <$25k in 6 years. Be sure to take advantage of the 144 month financing plan.
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The looks remind me of something from Jaguar or Aston Martin maybe.
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Is that the ND?
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Old 03-23-2014, 11:43 PM
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Looks reliable, lolol.
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Old 03-24-2014, 08:04 AM
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MB's are perfectly reliable so long as they stay in the garage, are continuously waxed and never driven.
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Old 03-24-2014, 08:32 AM
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hey gays, lets make this really long stylized sleek 2-dr car, and then put a catfish on the front end.

honestly, it looks like this:



with this on the front:





needs more this:

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Dang. It really does look like a catfish.
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Originally Posted by hornetball
MB's are perfectly reliable so long as they stay in the garage, are continuously waxed and never driven.
This.
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Old 03-24-2014, 11:14 AM
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I thought that MB came out in 2002?

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Props to Brain because that's exactly what I thought. It's an MB catfish nose on a friggin' Solara.

So, what do you guys think it is, and why is the butt so bloaty?

New CL, perhaps? It doesn't look small enough to be A-class based, though it COULD be just an A-class coupe...
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Originally Posted by Braineack
hey gays, lets make this really long stylized sleek 2-dr car, and then put a catfish on the front end.

honestly, it looks like this:



with this on the front:
hooray for pedestrian safety laws!
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Old 03-24-2014, 11:28 AM
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If the *** wasn't looking like a fully loaded diaper, id rock the **** out of it.
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MB has a habit of designing cars with droopy mom-jean butts.
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Originally Posted by Braineack

hey gays, lets make this really long stylized sleek 2-dr car, and then put a catfish on the front end.

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Hasn't Nissan already got that covered with the 370Z ?

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Originally Posted by good2go
Hasn't Nissan already got that covered with the 370Z ?

no back seat.
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Those pics are gold. They help the coked-out children of aristocrats picture how it will look plasti-dipped with a body kit.

Which is great, it'll probably help to prevent entire exterior panels from coming loose like the E55 AMG in the Evo fleet did way back in the day.

MB: "We bought Chrysler and actually decreased reliability. Not even the Italians can say that."
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