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Old 03-23-2014, 08:13 PM   #1
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Was riding down Park Ave in midtown Manhattan today and came across this test mule parked between 41st & 42nd St, near Pershing Square:
























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You just stumbled across some rich guys future douchenozzle
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These will be available at any Buy Here, Pay Here for <$25k in 6 years. Be sure to take advantage of the 144 month financing plan.
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The looks remind me of something from Jaguar or Aston Martin maybe.
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Is that the ND?
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Looks reliable, lolol.
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MB's are perfectly reliable so long as they stay in the garage, are continuously waxed and never driven.
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hey gays, lets make this really long stylized sleek 2-dr car, and then put a catfish on the front end.

honestly, it looks like this:



with this on the front:





needs more this:

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Dang. It really does look like a catfish.
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This.
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I thought that MB came out in 2002?

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Props to Brain because that's exactly what I thought. It's an MB catfish nose on a friggin' Solara.

So, what do you guys think it is, and why is the butt so bloaty?

New CL, perhaps? It doesn't look small enough to be A-class based, though it COULD be just an A-class coupe...
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hey gays, lets make this really long stylized sleek 2-dr car, and then put a catfish on the front end.

honestly, it looks like this:



with this on the front:
hooray for pedestrian safety laws!
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If the *** wasn't looking like a fully loaded diaper, id rock the **** out of it.
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MB has a habit of designing cars with droopy mom-jean butts.
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hey gays, lets make this really long stylized sleek 2-dr car, and then put a catfish on the front end.

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Hasn't Nissan already got that covered with the 370Z ?

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Hasn't Nissan already got that covered with the 370Z ?

no back seat.
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Those pics are gold. They help the coked-out children of aristocrats picture how it will look plasti-dipped with a body kit.

Which is great, it'll probably help to prevent entire exterior panels from coming loose like the E55 AMG in the Evo fleet did way back in the day.

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