That license plate would be ******* awesome. Ex GF's are real funny. All of mine have at least a kid and most have more than 2. Living in poverty status.

 

No wonder she left you

 

I lust for your peen.

 

It ain't queer, if we just rub em together.

 

If it has **** or tires it will give you ****. Remember that.....

 

I wanted to propose to her around this time when she would be graduating from college. :(

 

A-ha! So this is where you've been spending all your time Stan.
A little more time with your buddies at the track and a little less time at home on the internet with the girls would do you a world of good there amigo.