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Old 06-05-2009, 04:11 PM   #61
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You killed my Father. Prepare to die.
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Old 06-05-2009, 04:38 PM   #62
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Yes Joe, you are one twisted individual. Just like we need 'em.

I've always pondered using a pair of vice grips on the finger to hold in place, then using a #11 exacto - cutting the finger to bone around the whole finger. Then take said vice grips and grab at the cut joint and pulling skin, muscle, nerves, and other assorted crap that just won't let go over the fingernail, leaving bone and cartilege. You could just yank all the way off, but that defeats the debate at the ER of whether they think they can save it or not.
Now the problem is the bleeding. Arteries pump quite a bit of blood out of a finger. The MAPP torch could then be used to cartarize incision and open passages thus minimizing the bloodletting.

Like I said, just pondered.....never implemented.
It's called de-gloving a limb..and can be done to a hand with some well-placed cuts and a good pull.
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He he.....well there you go! There's nothing new anymore, just a matter of how fresh it is.
Really? I had know idea, so this was a practiced method of sorts? And by which authority I wonder?
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When it comes to man's cruelty to man there is nothing new unless it involves modern technology. If you can do it with a knife, heat, hammer or pliers it's been done. Likely going back thousands of years.
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Old 06-05-2009, 06:06 PM   #65
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So shove 15 bluetooth headunits up his *** and sew it shut.

That'll be new.


Sorry to hear about the top man. That's low!

When you mentioned Little Rock in a thread the other day (something like, "Anyone near Little Rock") the initial thought in my mind was the COPS tv show intro. Seems like 9 times out of 10 that show is on TV they're in Little Rock.
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******* need some seriously large items shoved up their ***.
Sorry about your misfortune. Hope you catch the bastards, but don't do anything stupid. I don't think things would be the same on this forum without you.
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Anyone who says Miata drivers are gay should be linked to this thread. Bet they'd be less inclined to talk **** next time. lol But seriously Joe, wow.
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Mr. Blonde
Kudos for the reference to one of my favorite movies!
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Old 06-05-2009, 07:38 PM   #69
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Mapquesting right now...I'm in Joplin MO with my truck.

Crap, still another 300 miles each way. Besides, I don't know if they fit NB's.
Do it. Its worth it. I have an NB roll bar on my NA car.. Hard dog double diag hard top...

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Pigs make quick work.....and you get have a BBQ afterwards. Edit *** And by pigs - I mean the hoofed swine that even eat the bone in a matter of hours.
Dude......if any wind comes of this, give me call. I still know people on the other side of the tracks.
Time to dust of the "pair of pliers and blowtorch"!
Why is it, there is always some douchedbag that wants your **** more than you do?
I'm pissed....and its not even my issue.



This is also the exact reason I'll NEVER own ANYTHING With a honda badge on it.

Sorry for you loss, Hustler. I hope you find and murder the ************.
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:22 PM   #70
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I just finally read this and it made me sick. Just the fact that some dickless piece of **** had to **** with another man's pride and joy. The thought of it turns my stomach. I hope the stolen item ends up on craigslist and you find this guy and go to look at the hardtop that this dude stole. When you find him I hope you are driving your car and when he sees it he has a look on his face of guilt, but he plays it cool and still tries to sell you your stolen top back. Then be like, "yeah my miata is turbo'd, want to go for a ride?" Take him for a ride and when you get down the street smash his throat in with a plastic mallet. While he is gasping for air, take his cell phone, break it in half, and throw it out of your car. Take a chloroform'd rag and hold it to his face while he is gasping. When he goes under, drive him to your garage and put a gag on him. Firmly secure him to a chair with old seat belts, tying his hands face up to the arms of the chair. Take a utility knife and cut his pant legs off, then interrogate him. If he denies the fact that he has any connection to robbing your hardtop, blast his shins and knee caps with a sandblaster. The take the sandblaster to his finger tips till they are gone. Explain to him that if he does not reimburse you plus interest, all you will have to do is remove his teeth with a vise grip pliers so when you dispose of his body nobody will be able to make positive ID. It's up to you what you want to do from there. If you let him go, he might rat you out, and then you're screwed. I'd attach a respirator to his face with a hose going from your exhaust, and then start the car. When it's lights out for him, I'd go to work with the meat saw, and then the neighbors would be "omg, what is that smell of burning flesh coming from your burn barrel?" My dogs would have full stomachs, and a new pile of ashes would be dumped in the river.
Best part is, you get your hardtop back. This is all that matters.
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Oh.

My.

God.

Thirdgen..... LMAO!
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A sandblaster...

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Jesus christ some of you guys are ******* insane.

Sorry for the loss hustler, but at least its a custom paint job so it'll be easy to spot when it shows up. And you know they stole it to try and sell it, so its gonna show up.

I'm not the "psycho torture" type so much, but I would definitely beat some **** unconscious then take my top back, maybe even empty his wallet. I don't know, I more of a fighter than a lunatic I guess.
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I'd make him eat the object in Vash's avatar, that's about it.
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Meh sandblasting isn't a new idea, just watch the Bank Job, find the guy and just do it like they did back in the olden days and take a hand, if your really amped up take both, there's nothing like living the rest of your life without hands.
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when did a hardtop with scratches become a deal at $1000?
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when did a hardtop with scratches become a deal at $1000?

does that mean you found it?
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does that mean you found it?
not yet. Going to a miata meet tomorrow though, lol.
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I'd make him eat the object in Vash's avatar, that's about it.


"The blobfish (Psychrolutes marcidus)[1] is a fish that inhabits the deep waters off the coasts of the Australian mainland and Tasmania.[2] Due to the inaccessibility of its habitat, it is rarely seen by humans. Blobfish are found at depths where the pressure is several dozens of times higher than at sea level, which would likely make gas bladders inefficient. To remain buoyant, the flesh of the blobfish is primarily a gelatinous mass with a density slightly less than water; this allows the fish to float above the sea floor without expending energy on swimming. The relative lack of muscle is not a disadvantage as it primarily swallows edible matter that floats by in front of it. It can be caught by bottom trawling with nets."
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"The blobfish (Psychrolutes marcidus)[1] is a fish that inhabits the deep waters off the coasts of the Australian mainland and Tasmania.[2] Due to the inaccessibility of its habitat, it is rarely seen by humans. Blobfish are found at depths where the pressure is several dozens of times higher than at sea level, which would likely make gas bladders inefficient. To remain buoyant, the flesh of the blobfish is primarily a gelatinous mass with a density slightly less than water; this allows the fish to float above the sea floor without expending energy on swimming. The relative lack of muscle is not a disadvantage as it primarily swallows edible matter that floats by in front of it. It can be caught by bottom trawling with nets."
That ***** gross... Son...
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