Well, I peaked here. Not sure just what else to do now

 

go 1 step further: eat your own ****

 

No thats up Faes alley along with self semen dinners

 

STOP! ..pretending you're even having fun
You just stand there looking dumb
And bored with your thumb in your ***
You're better than that.
For once in your life before you retire
Be the leader of the choir
Set your pubic hair on fire
Just because [you feel like it]

Be that moron screaming in the crowd - HEY!
This **** could never ever be too loud for me
So help us help you armpit fart
'cause we're only getting started...
Dance and bleed, Karate chop
Pray good times will never STOP...

Oh boy is this great!
Don't hesitate
Grab your feces like an ape
And finally celebrate just because.
Finally talk to a girl
Throw your dream journal in the urinal
'cause with tap shoes and a girdle
Dreams really can come true
Be living proof.

Participate
It's the end of the wait
Show up late, **********
Tell your date you're in shape
Though you're not.
Take off your shirt,
Eat a fistful of dirt
Never learn,
get a sunburn
'cause it looks good on you.

 

That touched me in more ways than you can imagine

 

 

Must...resist....urge to post...**** eating pics.

 

Do it and then give yourself a warning

 

Fake, I dont see any poop.

 

Go take a pic of yourself pooping but in mid dumpage and post it. You must one up my pic.

 

I'd really like to drive a McLaren F1 before I die.

 

Im proud to say I have driven one before about 6 years ago. While I was working in one building (im work in condo property mgmt) a resident had his shipped over from cali and he let me take it on the highway. I took it up to 140mph and it felt nice. Honestly though, while the car was great, I think it was more of the aura of the car that was cool, not so much the car itself as a vehicle.

The one car I really want to drive is a veyron

 

That's awesome that you got to drive one. I understand you on the aura part. It's like they say, don't ever meet your childhood hero, haha.

I still need to go sky diving and bungie jumping. I dove a shipwreck in Hawaii, so that's crossed off my list.

 

ey jared, how about some boost in that black car of yours before you die? eh?



Seriously, I want to fly in a P-38 like my grandfather piloted in WW2

 

i think i got you beat brah

 

Last night i tagged a NYC cop car. It was amazing.

I also had my first threesome ever last month. It wasn't.

Before i die i will

Kick johnny depp in the *****
Do a muscle up
Make my miata run again and dyno it
See the aurora borealis
Eat the raw flesh of a young boy
Retire in ten years
Acquire 100M worshippers
Ride a dog
**** four of penpen2s auska-soryu-looking wives
Beat a camel to death with my riding crop
Get liposuction and make cracklins with my own fat

 

I met someone who owned one, and he showed me pictures of it reaching top speed at the airport he rented out for the day to use the landing strip...

is that close enough?

 

Seriously?

Arent you like 30 lol.

Dann

 

Yes and yes. I never slept around in my life until this year.