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Old 04-24-2007, 12:32 AM   #1
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating
some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night,
the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly
spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there. :gay:
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Old 04-24-2007, 01:01 AM   #2
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try not thinking so much...
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Old 04-24-2007, 01:12 AM   #3
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Yeah...what he said!
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I thought it was funny. But then again i also though the joke: "What do you call a snail on a sailboat? A snailor." was funny as well, I think the g/fs poor jokes are rubbing off on me.
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Well how about this one...

A nurse was at the bank depositing her paycheck. While filling out the deposit slip by mistake she pulled out a rectal thermometer, and said "God Damnit Some ******* ran off with my pen again"
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3 Canadians were out hunting.....
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Old 04-24-2007, 01:13 PM   #7
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an asian guy walks on to the VT campus....
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an asian guy walks on to the VT campus....
too soon
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OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a mexican, a white guy, and a black guy. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says, "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico". So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy, "What do you want?" And the black guy says, "I want all my black brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof, and they're all back in Africa. Finally, he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and ******* are out of America?" The genie goes, "yeah" and the white guy says, "uh ... I guess I'll have a Coke, then."

From the boondock saints, dont really like the n word tho.
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