Twisted Genie
#21
Elite Member
iTrader: (5)
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Central California
Posts: 2,555
Total Cats: 4
*poof* you own the Geo department of GM, then that bastard kid that was created between The Bandit and his mom comes at you like chucky and slays your ***.
I wish I could have sex with any woman I want at any time. If I dont want to have sex I do not have to.
I wish I could have sex with any woman I want at any time. If I dont want to have sex I do not have to.
#22
POOF ... you have the power to have sex with any woman you want. Now the flood gates open and you become hoplessly adicted to having sex. Ultimately you don't care who nor what you **** and end up getting aids from a goat, your dick falls off and you die. All of your bastard children curse you and you spend an eternity in hell giving blow jobs to the members of al-Qaeda.
I want the ability to make any band I want perform for me. AND play the songs I want to hear.
I want the ability to make any band I want perform for me. AND play the songs I want to hear.
#25
Supporting Vendor
iTrader: (33)
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: atlanta-ish
Posts: 12,659
Total Cats: 134
I wish that somebody would landscape my yard.
#28
I wish... I wish that I was impervious to disease and omnipotent.
Mark
#29
Elite Member
iTrader: (9)
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Concord, North Carolina
Posts: 4,160
Total Cats: 6
*Poof* You become omnipotent and impervious to disease...while you never get sick, you see and hear all thoughts from every human on the planet and your mind overworks itself until you are driven crazy and you commit suicide.
I wish I had enough money to pay my credit card payments.
I wish I had enough money to pay my credit card payments.
#30
2 Props,3 Dildos,& 1 Cat
iTrader: (8)
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Fake Virginia
Posts: 19,338
Total Cats: 573
that's omniscient, not omnipotent...
*Poof* a sack of cash equal to your credit card debt drops into your hands but you spend it on fixing broken car parts and buying new wheels so you still have all your debt but at least your car works.
I wish I had a cat.
*Poof* a sack of cash equal to your credit card debt drops into your hands but you spend it on fixing broken car parts and buying new wheels so you still have all your debt but at least your car works.
I wish I had a cat.
#32
Elite Member
iTrader: (9)
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Concord, North Carolina
Posts: 4,160
Total Cats: 6
Omnipotent - almighty or infinite in power, as God.
Omniscient - having complete or unlimited knowledge, awareness, or understanding; perceiving all things.
If one was omnipotent they would in turn be Omniscient
#33
*Poof* work is fun. But since things have to even out you can no longer get paid. You lose the house, the car, wife, kids, cats ... everything but an old pair of plaid pants. But hey, you are having fun right!
I wish it were lunch time, and I was getting a BJ from the Queen of England. Don't ask ...
I wish it were lunch time, and I was getting a BJ from the Queen of England. Don't ask ...
#34
*poof* Your now getting a bj from the Queen of England. It turns out though, It is Queen Elizabeth the 1st who died in 1603 and your really getting a blow job from her dead body. When you notice this, your cut your dick off and gouge out your eye *****. Since you cant see anymore, you give me your car.
I wish is wasnt fat.
I wish is wasnt fat.
#35
*poof* you're not fat - unfortuantly you end up being one of those starving kids that you see on the adverts at meal time trying to guilt you into donating money to worldvision. Angela Jolie sees this ad and decides to adopt you offering to brest feed you until your back at full heath (or aged 30 - whatever comes first). Unfortuantly the kids on the adverts all look the same and she grabs the wrong kid - leaving you stuck in some shithole - somewhat bitter.
I wish that I could actually drive well, and got selected for a F1 team (a top rtanking F1 team thank you) - oh and I dont want to crash
I wish that I could actually drive well, and got selected for a F1 team (a top rtanking F1 team thank you) - oh and I dont want to crash
#37
*POOF* You complete your build, and get your DIY 400rwhp build completed for under $1000. Your car drives like butter,and runs the 1/4 in mid 10s on street tires & 93 octane. You then get sponsors, who mack you out with a new interior, brakes, bumpers, flares, and wheels. Then your multiple sclerosis kicks in, you get stuck in a power chair, and your car rots to death in the front yard.
I wish that somebody would landscape my yard.
I wish that somebody would landscape my yard.
#40
*POOF* You are no longer shy. You end up being very out going and forward. Unfortunately for you people STILL don't like you and you are still an outcast. This throws you into a deep depression and you start consuming massive amounts of girl guide cookies, until one day you are wiping your *** with a rag on a stick and can no longer see your ****. You have a panic attach and they have to air lift your massive, but outgoing, *** out through the roof of your double-wide.
I wish I could function at 100% with out any sleep.
I wish I could function at 100% with out any sleep.