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Old 03-06-2007, 02:57 AM   #61
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ouch.. i hate you guys lol
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ouch.. i hate you guys lol
That's alright, I found out I didn't get into the Navy program after all today. C'est la vie.

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Old 03-07-2007, 01:05 AM   #63
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ah i am sorry. But at least you can tend to your hot *** wife and not turn out to be gay in a year!
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Old 03-07-2007, 01:28 AM   #64
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*Poof* You end up beating the STI but sadly a Geo Metro smokes you.

I wish someone invented a machine that cleared your memory after you watch a movie so that you could watch your favorite movie for the first time over and over again. Because everyone knows that the first time you watch a movie is the best.
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Old 03-07-2007, 01:29 AM   #65
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I wish my wife had great **** and let me have sex with other women... oops never mind... already got that one.
Pics?
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Old 03-07-2007, 11:03 AM   #66
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Pics?
Poof! You get pics only to realize he wasn't kidding.

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Old 03-07-2007, 11:13 AM   #67
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I saved that one FTR Wheres the pics of the 23 yr old?
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Old 03-07-2007, 11:36 AM   #68
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I saved that one FTR Wheres the pics of the 23 yr old?
She's 25 now... LOL. Those pics are on my other computer. I just got back from visiting her in AZ while I was interviewing at ASU. It's a good life.

I did find a picture... Here you go.

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nice Mark has a line on all the Kinky girls. Must be nice.

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more *******...
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Back to the game ...

I wish it was March 21st so I'd be on my way to Cancun instead of working in my office.
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Old 03-07-2007, 12:27 PM   #72
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Back to the game ...

I wish it was March 21st so I'd be on my way to Cancun instead of working in my office.
Poof! It's March 21st and you're on your way to Cancun but your plane ditches in the water and you survive the crash landing only to be eaten by giant squid.

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner...

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Poof! It's March 21st and you're on your way to Cancun but your plane ditches in the water and you survive the crash landing only to be eaten by giant squid.

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner...

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*poof* Oscar Meyer is found to be one of the worst for you hot dogs that you can eat, so instead of being shoved into the mouth of hot, in shape chics, you are now only being eaten by the ugliest fatest people in the US.

I wish I could graduate on time.
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Old 03-07-2007, 02:18 PM   #74
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Poof! You've graduated. Now you're a mistreated slave to the corporations like he rest of us and wish you were back in school.

I wish I were back in school.
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Poof* you are back in school, have sex with countless women, and your dick falls off due to all the STDs that plague college campuses.

I wish I could get ANY girl I want (especially Marissa Miller - the sports illustrated model)
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Poof* you are back in school, have sex with countless women, and your dick falls off due to all the STDs that plague college campuses.

I wish I could get ANY girl I want (especially Marissa Miller - the sports illustrated model)
POOF! You can get any woman you want, only problem is that your dick no longer works.

I wish that I could fly.

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poof!! you can fly. Unfortuanty in order to make this wish come true you have been turned into a blowfly. You make the best of this opportunity flying into the bedroom of Marissia Miller - only to be swatted to death.

I wish that I won that record lotto draw in the US yesterday, and had all sorts of hot cheap women throwing themselves at me.
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poof!! you can fly. Unfortuanty in order to make this wish come true you have been turned into a blowfly. You make the best of this opportunity flying into the bedroom of Marissia Miller - only to be swatted to death.

I wish that I won that record lotto draw in the US yesterday, and had all sorts of hot cheap women throwing themselves at me.
poof. so you won. and all these cheap hot women are so depressed they throw themselves at you... from the 10th floor of a nearby building. DUCK!


I wish I had some salsa so spicy even god couldn't eat it.
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*Poof* You have salsa so spicy even god couldn't eat it.........but you do. And when you do, the salsa tears through your mouth like acid and you start to melt. After you melt and die, you meet god and the gates and is pissed that you tasted salsa so spicy that he couldn't eat and sends you to hell where you are raped by a large black man over and over again.

Ok, I'll try this again:
I wish someone invented a machine that cleared your memory after you watch a movie so that you could watch your favorite movie for the first time over and over again. Because everyone knows that the first time you watch a movie is the best.
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Poof since the selective memory wipe was to tedius for the genie now every movie you see sucks and you always miss the good ones. Becouse you pissed off the genie you will now remember everything about these crappy bad movies for eternity.

I wish I was finished with my BS in Psyche with honors instead of a Printer in KY.
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