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Old 03-01-2007, 01:34 PM   #41
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Did you just call them Girl Guide Cookies? ****** Canadians.
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Old 03-01-2007, 03:22 PM   #42
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Poof: you can now function 100% without sleep. The ability to work 24 hours a day lets you advance quickly at work. You are able to complete advanced College degrees in 1/3 the time others would take. With doctorates in several fields you are soon chairman of several major corporations.

Unfortunately the Gov't learns of your advantage. You are kidnapped and end up a lab rat 40 stories below the Nevada desert with your skull open for examination. Of course the anethiesia didn't work since you are unable to sleep. You are awake for the whole procedure and following disection. You did find the smell created by the bone saw pleasant though.

I wish Canadian's would call a hat a hat. How do you even spell touk, took, toock, screw it.
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Old 03-02-2007, 04:56 PM   #43
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*Poof* Canadians learn how to pronounce English words. However, in the matter of a few months, they manage to inject some of their own Canadian vocabulary as well as some sport into English society. A few years later, your newly born son gains interest in the sport Curling.

I wish girls were obedient
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poof: They are, but to everyone except you..

I wish miatas where cool as S2K's...
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Old 03-04-2007, 12:03 AM   #45
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poof you have a 944 turbo but it leaks oil like a seive and needs a complete suspension overhaul in the end you realize the money is better spent on your turbo miata.
Actually these are the problems I'm having with it and why I want to sell!
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Actually these are the problems I'm having with it and why I want to sell!
I am a good genie then aren't i :gay:
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Old 03-04-2007, 12:07 AM   #47
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i curl
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Old 03-04-2007, 12:13 AM   #48
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i curl
Because your a ------.
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your just mad i curl more than you. wussy :gay:
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Old 03-04-2007, 12:25 AM   #50
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Ya, you curl up to dudes.
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uh no. I am strictly into girls nice try.
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Old 03-04-2007, 01:32 AM   #52
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Alright back to the game.

*poof* miatas are as cool as s2k, they are now both considered gay.

I wish there were no taxes.
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Old 03-04-2007, 02:13 AM   #53
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*poof* you keep your own wages but you have to patch the potholes in your street with your own shovel. Also, your grandma needs a liver but you have to pay for it all out of pocket. also cops are all crooked cuz they dont get paid enough.

I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner so I could drive the weiner mobile.
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*poof* your a weiner but weiners dont have arms or legs, so you cant drive. you get so depressed you feed your self to a lion hoping the pain would go away. but it just really ****** hurt.

i wish sex with animals wasnt against the law.
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Old 03-04-2007, 09:19 AM   #55
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*Poof* Sex with animals is now not against the law. One day while ******* a bear you forget to pull out and nut inside creating a race of super ManBears who eat humans and take over the world.

I wish I had a tasty steak with maybe some mashed potatoes and shrimp in front of me right now that I could eat. Oh ya, and some Guinneiss.
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*Poof* You managed to get your food but the steak was from taco bell and you grow a third arm.

I wish i didnt have any homework. ever
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*Poof* You managed to get your food but the steak was from taco bell and you grow a third arm.

I wish i didnt have any homework. ever
Poof homework no longer exists.... bored you begin masturbating until you go blind at 25.

I wish my wife had great **** and let me have sex with other women... oops never mind... already got that one. I wish that the Navy accepts me into their graduate psychology program. (You're gonna have too much fun wth this I know.)

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wow, thanks for ruining me... now its my turn; payback is a bitch.

POOF MOTHER ******* You're bitch *** is in the navy. You are a tremendous student and graduate at the top of your class! Since you are one of the top psychologists, the Navy immediate ships you out to a very stressful enviornment. Now your really hot *** wife is left alone. You are so far away from her that you start masturbating and start going blind. In order to save your eye sight you stop jerking off, but then become interested in males. After 1 year, you've turned completely gay, ditched your amazing wife, and become blind anyways because your boyfriend gave you too many handjobs

oh, and btw, you're wife crashes your miata

(i win)

I wish I could Beat up the twisted Genie
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wow, thanks for ruining me... now its my turn; payback is a bitch.

POOF MOTHER ******* You're bitch *** is in the navy. You are a tremendous student and graduate at the top of your class! Since you are one of the top psychologists, the Navy immediate ships you out to a very stressful enviornment. Now your really hot *** wife is left alone. You are so far away from her that you start masturbating and start going blind. In order to save your eye sight you stop jerking off, but then become interested in males. After 1 year, you've turned completely gay, ditched your amazing wife, and become blind anyways because your boyfriend gave you too many handjobs

oh, and btw, you're wife crashes your miata

(i win)

I wish I could Beat up the twisted Genie

LOL, She crashed my first Miata 3 weeks after I purchased it. :P

I was gonna grant your wish... but I think Karma is gonna have it's way with you and I want someone else to hook you up! LMAO.

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*POOF* You are granted a fight with the twisted genie, but unfortunately for you he kicks your ***, ties you down and rapes you repeatedly. Feeling sorry for you, he allows you a glass of water every day, but after 43 days of being *** raped by his huge genie ****, you die of hunger. Sucks to be you.

I wish that I can beat my friends STi at the autocross this Saturday
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