Pre-Game Ritual
05-21-2011, 10:15 AM
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Pre-Game Ritual
Originally Posted by GatorCountry.com
The Gators football season will be here before you know it, and when it arrives, you’ll see some new faces in the Orange and Blue. GatorCountry.com is taking a few minutes to talk to each of the incoming freshmen, so we can all get to know these guys we’ll see on the field in the Fall.
Name: Ja’Juan Story
Position: Wide Receiver
Height: 6’4
Weight: 192
Hometown: Brookesville, Florida
High School: Nature Coast Technical High School
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Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?
A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.
Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?
A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.
Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story right?
A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.
Name: Ja’Juan Story
Position: Wide Receiver
Height: 6’4
Weight: 192
Hometown: Brookesville, Florida
High School: Nature Coast Technical High School
(excerpt)
Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?
A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.
Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?
A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.
Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story right?
A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.
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05-21-2011, 04:03 PM
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So, folks who choose to live in the state with the best driving roads in the country can't also have paid their dues at Ye Olde' Hogtowne?
That's some seriously prejudiced ****, right there.
****'n cracker-*** bitch...
That's some seriously prejudiced ****, right there.
****'n cracker-*** bitch...
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05-22-2011, 12:33 PM
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Back in high school, there was this wrestler who would puke into the garbage can in the gym right before his match started. The crowd would go crazy then he would usually win.
On another note, listening to katy perry gives me diarrhea.
On another note, listening to katy perry gives me diarrhea.
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