1967cutlass

You don't know me. I'm the coolest guy on this forum. Yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 ******** for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched **** and then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine. Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me ******** while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their ****. And then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so? So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest **** she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each. And also I totally owned at the video games. Then after that we went out for a restaurant and it was so good that I bought the restaurant and the head chef, who is also a supermodel, came out and gave me a blow job while she made unagi rolls which are my favorite. Then my wife and my girlfriend had lesbian sex in the restaurant and everyone had an orgy and everyone in the whole restaurant had a vote and I won "Largest ****" as well as "Best Eyes" and "Most Semen". Then I drove home in 12 different cars and left the ones without gas on the side of the road for homeless people to take because it is important to give back to the community, and then I went to bed. And that was the best day of my life, for real.

Bryce

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67cutlass, you needa send that stuff to slidinmiatas cellphone...

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1967cutlass

So last night I was with this girl man and let me tell you
you think you have seen pretty feet? This girl had feet that only could have been better if they were made of immaculate *** platinum with diamonds all up in them bitches or something crazy.
So after I stare at them for like 20 minutes or something she starts to pull her panties down probably an inch and a half
no no it was definitely an inch and three quarters, ******* black sexy *** motherfuckin underwear man pink and black with fur hangin out the top if you know what I mean.lol
Now its about right now that I remember the half a chicken parmesan sandwich I had left in my car from earlier and I really wanted to eat the other half of that sandwich and that was causing a conflict inside of me.
Long story short I ended up ******* her with that sandwich and eating it,
best arbor day ever

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Eunos_roadsterna6ce

i am not bragging i even posted LOSER which i was for buying it....calling myself a loser doesn't mean braggin! just because i have a name from clubroadster bitches like savington and bitches like you guys think you are cooler!**** all you guys...always post ban for my thread...even though its on insert bs here...fucken bitches...see the drift thing under my avatar and talk ****...i never even said anything before dumb *** people open up their mouth... i love drifting so i put it there..i have no problem with what you put on your avatar...why do you guys hate just because i got that name...

cjernigan

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Is english your second language?

Eunos_roadsterna6ce

i don't fucken care if you make fun of me...so what if it is....i speak two fucken langauge...

Savington

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I'm laughing so hard my roommates are probably all awake.

cjernigan

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You know if you just stopped posting retarded things such as "what is up with all the hate for drifter" on a forum that you know doesn't support wannabe drifter fanbois then you wouldn't have to offend people and defend yourself in broken english.

1967cutlass

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Eunos_roadsterna6ce

LOL whatever alaskan assassin

1967cutlass

I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when Dad approached. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried. I continued to hammer as he came toward me. "Son," he said, "why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it." "Oh, I'm not using nails," I replied. "I'm just hammering." With that, I returned to my hammering. Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. "I said, stop hammering!" he yelled. I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. "Look," he said, "you can hammer later, but first-" Well, I didn't even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard "You can hammer," that's what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer dog. Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, 'cause that's the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and made me stop. "I'm afraid I have some news for you," he said. I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm's length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that's all. That apparently didn't make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field. And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that, I just couldn't take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me. "Son, come back!" yelled Dad. "What about your hammer?!" But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. "As long as you're pounding, why not use this?" I turned, and it was Dad, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer. I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Dad's outstretched arms. But suddenly, he jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him. Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell him this story.

1967cutlass

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Eunos_roadsterna6ce

is this how people get over 1000 post for being gay like 1967cutlass

1967cutlass

I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely **** yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the **** that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and **** but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this **** for real

Eunos_roadsterna6ce

what a gay *** you mama is a lion

mx03tb

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this has to be the funniest thread i have ever read in my life
1967cutlass you are a funny man..

Splitime

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You mama is a lion. WTF kind of retort is that.

Mods... is there a way to just allow him to post only in this thread so that he may amuse us?

Braineack

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So adds another reason why I want to ban all SoCal preteens.

Braineack

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I want to reiterate: while some here might have a distain for drifting, and enjoy real motorsports, we typically don't give a flying **** who you are or if you drift. just like i don't care how much gay sex you have, or if your mom still breast feeds you. I might not approve of it, but to each his own.

however, there is a overwhelming hatred for retarded fuckwads here, and blatantly muckraking, being disrespectful to senior members and being a complete douche is not kosher here.


however, this thread did make for some enjoyable reading while i sipped hot chocolate in my "real men like cats" mug.