She just loves your sexy arm so much she has to rub her klittytoris on it.

 

eye c wut u ded thur

 

My cat likes to lay in the exact same spot. It means:

Give me catnip
Give me treats
Give me wet food
Give me attention

If I ignore him too long he starts meowing until I give in.

 

 

uggg, situation became critical. took advice of Brain, grabbed good camera, seemed to have no affect or change on creature.

In the final picture I can be seen asking WTF?

"Hi MT!"


"Seriouz, you take pictures of me"


"WTF" i say

 

I was going to say knock her silly *** of the table but how can you do that when she's sooooooo cuuuuute. Awwwwwe!

 

Im starting to think this is

BLACK ON WHITE CRIME!

she be holding me down

It seems Shadow has called in Gizmo to assist in bugging the **** out of me.

 

Ahahahaha! ROFLMMFAO!

 

My wife loves your cats, she says send them over.

 

mine looks the same

 

camera worked: better kitty pics.

 

my solution would be do laundry. cats cant resist piles of clean warm clothes.


exhibit 1:



warm, clean, folded blanket.



exhibit 2:




warm, clean, sheets/blankets.

 

BRB> let me try.

 

Looks a lot like Budget's cat

 

So I tried, not sure if I did it right. Totally satisfied however perching him ontop of the door.


Using sons laundry



hanging on door seems to be a possible solution however he did master art of jumping down.



monkey hat? by this point he was pissed and shadow arrived for tactical support against me. see his eyes, hes enjoying the attention though door perching are out.

 

lmao this thread is now about random cat pictures

 

Ok lets add to the thread

 

I used to have this issue:


Solution: make sure kitty has his/her own designated seat. Shown here:



And here:



This one just for cuteness:

 

you people obviously love your cats. i've become indifferent.

 

Give me food
Give me treats
Give me ****
Or I claw your feets