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Old 03-17-2009, 03:13 PM   #1
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:27 PM   #2
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and um.....ya
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:29 PM   #3
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:51 PM   #4
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if she had hair like Weird Al, she'd be perfect.
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:18 PM   #5
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a pubic bush that had crabs with the face of Condoleeza Rice would be more attractive than her.
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Old 03-17-2009, 05:11 PM   #6
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She is awesome.
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I've seen that before on TV. That bitch is retarded as ****. I bet shes never even seen a dick before, probably never will.

"She takes out bank loans", even the guy narrating thinks shes a ******* nut job. Poor parents....
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I've seen that before on TV. That bitch is retarded as ****. I bet shes never even seen a dick before, probably never will.

"She takes out bank loans", even the guy narrating thinks shes a ******* nut job. Poor parents....
I think you underestimate the desperate nature of men and our ability to **** anything once enough beer is added.
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Wow..

She might, maybe, be okay looking if she didn't eat pizza every day.
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She might, maybe, be okay looking if she didn't eat pizza every day.
dude, pizza covered in mayo is probably the most disgusting thing i've ever seen
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omg wow im as big a tmnt fan as the next guy but god damn
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dude, pizza covered in mayo is probably the most disgusting thing i've ever seen
I ******* hate mayo!!
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:27 AM   #14
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I recall seeing this a few years ago. Sweet Jesus some people just need to be killed for being a waste of oxygen. She will never have a life, or friends, and will take out more loans and die in debt, a virgin.
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