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Old 03-17-2009, 03:13 PM
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:27 PM
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and um.....ya
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:29 PM
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OH

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Old 03-17-2009, 03:51 PM
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if she had hair like Weird Al, she'd be perfect.
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a pubic bush that had crabs with the face of Condoleeza Rice would be more attractive than her.
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She is awesome.
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I've seen that before on TV. That bitch is retarded as ****. I bet shes never even seen a dick before, probably never will.

"She takes out bank loans", even the guy narrating thinks shes a ******* nut job. Poor parents....
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Originally Posted by Vashthestampede View Post
I've seen that before on TV. That bitch is retarded as ****. I bet shes never even seen a dick before, probably never will.

"She takes out bank loans", even the guy narrating thinks shes a ******* nut job. Poor parents....
I think you underestimate the desperate nature of men and our ability to **** anything once enough beer is added.
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Wow..

She might, maybe, be okay looking if she didn't eat pizza every day.
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Originally Posted by kotomile View Post
Wow..

She might, maybe, be okay looking if she didn't eat pizza every day.
dude, pizza covered in mayo is probably the most disgusting thing i've ever seen
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omg wow im as big a tmnt fan as the next guy but god damn
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Originally Posted by Mach929 View Post
dude, pizza covered in mayo is probably the most disgusting thing i've ever seen
I ******* hate mayo!!
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I recall seeing this a few years ago. Sweet Jesus some people just need to be killed for being a waste of oxygen. She will never have a life, or friends, and will take out more loans and die in debt, a virgin.
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