Imagine opening your mouth to yawn and suddenly swallowing a dwarf- gag.

 

wow, gag reflexes FTMFL!!!

 

no comment. this is too funny and sad at the same time..

 

 

Passing a dwarf has got to hurt like a ************.

 

omg
its so fucked up and yet i cant stop laughing

 

"Damn! did that Rino just bring a magasin with her to the can?
"Yeah, she is going to pass that dwarf, you know..."

 

the video of such an event would be worth millions....

 

Is there more to that article? Im just curious did the hippo chew on him or just swallow him whole and still alive. If so why couldnt they just quickly gut the ****** and get the dude out. I know he would have limited time without being able to breathe but I would hate to think they did nothing.
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Unfortunately that's the case too many times. Like the guy that got nailed by a car and paralyzed in CT and nobody did anything. I'm sure he didn't expect to get hit by oncoming traffic... on the wrong side of the road.


Closer to home: Home invasion, this guys wife escapes after being pistol whip by the criminals and tied to a chair. She winds up making it to the main street by her house and the first person to come across her, drives around her. WTF?!
from the story: "There was this lady in a chair, just bound. And the first vehicle was trying to get around her and then I pulled over."

^That driver is a criminal.

btw- the hippo eating dwarf has got to be an urban legend, but it's funny

 

if that was true, it would be worth billions, not millions, i bet everyone would pay to see a high quality video of that.

Lev-it says swallowed, i don't think it chewed, reason they didnt gut the beast is b/c it is easier to replace the midget than the hippo in SE asia. bwhaha

btw-this can't be true.

 

I am speechless

 

the video is real yo. happened like last week.

 

There's no freaking way that happened.

 

I can't believe that guy was "hit & run" in front of a bunch of pedestrians, other cars, etc. and no one did a damn thing. If people are that heartless and callous I would have thought someone would at least have gone for the wallet and shoes!

1000+ people watching the circus act and not one of them had a camcorder or video phone running?!? Fox could have created a whole new show. When freaks get eaten, or when good animals swallow. Something like that.