Simply just fill in the blank!
Ill go first.

1. You Own Over Ten Yards Of Vaccum Hoses In 10 Different Sizes :gay:

 

purposely destroy stuff to upgrade.

 

You plan ways to sneak money to pay for a Haltech without your wife knowing.

 

when you have more turbos than cars

 

When the car that hauls your wife and infant around runs three times the boost your project runs.

 

when you start buying boost parts before you even buy the car you're gonna boost
when you're dog's name is Turbo

 

when you sexually molest a T3.

I'm not a boost junky.... yet.

 

When you already have parts for an engine rebuild, when your current engine runs perfectly fine.

 

When you wreck your project car...far beyond repair...but keep buying parts for it....to put on the next one

 

Destroy a working perfectly car to upgrade everything in it....

 

When you think speed limits are sugestions

 

When your 2200Lb 4 banger roadster gets the same MPG as your neighbours H2

 

only if you are doing it wrong or goin real fast. if i get 20 or less mpg i have avoided several jail worthy points where i would be screwed. Mostly i get about 22-25 mpg though and still drive quite fast and agressivly.

 

Ive seriously spent like 3-4 times on modifications, upgrades, and repairs than I did on the original purchase of the car worth it? Hell ya!

 

I went real fast, and had a bad tune with a powercard. (-= I'm sure with the BEGI Afpr mileage will be much better. (I was getting 16-18 City on average NA) I don't know what type of mileage I will get with the BEGI kit on.

 

I'm pretty sure this applies to N/A Miatas as well. I find that I simply cannot obey speed limits.

 

When your car isnt running more often then it is, and you are fine with that becasue it is damn fast when it does run!

 

This is basically it. When people ask me what my car costs, I have to give them two numbers: The purchase price, and the price to duplicate it in its current form.

The latter number is four times the former.

 

When Kirby salesman flip you off when you drive by.

 

When you scoff at the idea of buying a car and intentionally keeping it naturally aspirated.