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mx5autoxer 08-15-2011 06:02 PM

Also found out she plays for my school. And BTW I didn't think that was her when I saw the pic. She looks way better in person.

http://www.ruhighlanders.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=1023

Am I going to hell for this?

pusha 08-15-2011 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 759948)
Also found out she plays for my school. And BTW I didn't think that was her when I saw the pic. She looks way better in person.

http://www.ruhighlanders.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=1023

Am I going to hell for this?

Why did you do that?

link to fb:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1440592335

I'll sell her cell phone #, address, driving record (including DL#, LP#, citations, etc.) to anyone who paypals me $50. Unless y8s has a problemo with it.

EDIT: Found her parents' employment, her mother's salary, etc.

matthewdesigns 08-15-2011 07:51 PM

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She's a lesbian, and her music taste is abhorrent...who the fuck still listens to REO Speedwagon? Jesus christ.

But in for nudez of her and her gf, and lockerroom antics after the big win.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1313452200

thagr81 us 08-15-2011 08:26 PM



This thread delivers... Softball player does not. *sad face*

shuiend 08-15-2011 08:37 PM

She goes to Radford, I bet she has herpes.

Quality Control Bot 08-15-2011 08:54 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 759996)
She goes to Radford, I bet she has herpes.

I bet Mike Jones just added her as a friend ;)

pusha 08-15-2011 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by Rick (Post 759999)
I bet Mike Jones just added her as a friend ;)

who?

elesjuan 08-15-2011 11:01 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 760030)
who?

Mike Joooooooooooooooooooones...

mx5autoxer 08-16-2011 12:58 AM

Wanna know something really funny. A guy named Mike Jones used to live in the apartment next to her last year before she was here. He's the one on the right.
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...7_515256_n.jpg

TorqueZombie 08-16-2011 01:12 AM

It's amazing what a few guys and the internet can accomplish. Also lezzies have strait friends. Sometimes.

pusha 08-16-2011 01:33 AM


Originally Posted by TorqueZombie (Post 760080)
It's amazing what a few guys and the internet can accomplish. Also lezzies have strait friends. Sometimes.

from what I can tell she isn't a lesbian

matthewdesigns 08-16-2011 01:36 AM

Closeted, but that just means she's still putting up a front and is dft guys even if she doesn't like it. No straight chicks outside of Colorado play softball, and even here it's questionable sometimes.

pusha 08-16-2011 01:40 AM


Originally Posted by matthewdesigns (Post 760095)
Closeted, but that just means she's still putting up a front and is dft guys even if she doesn't like it. No straight chicks outside of Colorado play softball, and even here it's questionable sometimes.

tell that to the softball girl who'd stop by my apt every day last summer just to give me lip service on her way to class

mx5autoxer 08-16-2011 09:26 AM

As an even better perk to puncturing her ti--I mean her accidentally having a flat, her freinds have to pick her up all the time. I don't know if they are softball players but I wouldn't mind trying to round home with every single one of them.

matthewdesigns 08-16-2011 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 760097)
tell that to the softball girl who'd stop by my apt every day last summer just to give me lip service on her way to class

Always an exception to the rule lol.

pusha 08-16-2011 12:58 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 760160)
As an even better perk to puncturing her ti--I mean her accidentally having a flat, her freinds have to pick her up all the time. I don't know if they are softball players but I wouldn't mind trying to round home with every single one of them.

Paypal me $50 or I'll give her a link to this thread and she'll fire a restraining order on your bitch ass.


Originally Posted by matthewdesigns (Post 760213)
Always an exception to the rule lol.

No lie, she learned a lot in those six weeks.

gospeed81 08-16-2011 05:07 PM

You need to ask her if she needs another bat in her bag.

pusha 08-16-2011 05:19 PM

http://www.eatabagofdicks.com/bag.gif

only us super-elite supporters will get the joke

mx5autoxer 08-16-2011 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 760259)
Paypal me $50 or I'll give her a link to this thread and she'll fire a restraining order on your bitch ass.

Me pay you? Bitch theres already a bill for you in the mail for me providing you with entertainment. :fawk:

FRT_Fun 08-16-2011 06:28 PM

*friended


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