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sixshooter 08-16-2011 06:37 PM
Originally Posted by matthewdesigns (Post 760213)
Always an exception to the rule lol.
I remember covering a third base girl with whipped cream from an aerosol can on the bench seat of my F-150 when I was younger. Nom nom nom nom. She was nice. She was also a hell of a ball player. I mean, you didn't have to tell her twice to choke up on the bat 'cause she was a real swinger. I tell you when I pitched it to her it started off low and outside then drifted up and in. It turns out she was most comfortable lining up where she was pretty deep in the box. That way, when she made a move on the ball she could really get all of it. That didn't bother me either because I like to play deep. When I finally gave her the high, hard one, I really gave her the sauce. She saw it coming and dug in deep and drove the hell out of it. I swear she got a double out of it. You should have seen her slide.

I need a beer...

sixshooter 08-16-2011 06:40 PM
Originally Posted by pusha (Post 760393)
http://www.eatabagofdicks.com/bag.gif

only us super-elite supporters will get the joke
A vase full of roses you got your girlfriend?

pusha 08-16-2011 06:45 PM
Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 760414)
I remember covering a third base girl with whipped cream from an aerosol can on the bench seat of my F-150 when I was younger. Nom nom nom nom. She was nice. She was also a hell of a ball player. I mean, you didn't have to tell her twice to choke up on the bat 'cause she was a real swinger. I tell you when I pitched it to her it started off low and outside then drifted up and in. It turns out she was most comfortable lining up where she was pretty deep in the box. That way, when she made a move on the ball she could really get all of it. That didn't bother me either because I like to play deep. When I finally gave her the high, hard one, I really gave her the sauce. She saw it coming and dug in deep and drove the hell out of it. I swear she got a double out of it. You should have seen her slide.

I need a beer...


Is it bad that I was reminded of this while I read that?

pusha 08-16-2011 06:46 PM
Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 760406)
Me pay you? Bitch theres already a bill for you in the mail for me providing you with entertainment. :fawk:
I'mma fart in a ziploc and send it to you.

9671111 08-16-2011 06:54 PM
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pusha 08-16-2011 06:56 PM
Originally Posted by rccote (Post 760431)
ITT: armchair alphas, creepers, and baseball puns that make more sense than they should.
baseball girls are FUCKING GROSS. softball girls are hit or miss

mx5autoxer 08-16-2011 06:59 PM
Originally Posted by pusha (Post 760424)
I'mma fart in a ziploc and send it to you.
...and I'll like it.

http://www.deviantart.com/download/1...lz-d30cns2.jpg

elesjuan 08-16-2011 07:42 PM
Originally Posted by rccote (Post 760431)
ITT: armchair alphas, creepers, and baseball puns that make more sense than they should.
Checking in...


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