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Old 12-17-2009, 05:08 PM   #61
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I once heard hustler was curling 60lbs each arm while getting fellatio from a western European super model.
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....and.. he's back......

nobody help hustler, he don't wwan't it or need it. /thread
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Old 12-17-2009, 05:25 PM   #63
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....and.. he's back......

nobody help hustler, he don't wwan't it or need it. /thread
I need less people emailing me and PM-ing me with advice to "turn the boost down and work on your fundementals," or "you should probably be running street rubber until you gte the basic skills down."
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Old 12-17-2009, 05:35 PM   #64
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lol basic skills.

This is what happens when you are an e-celebrity, everyone wants to help you!
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Hustler can kill him and take it.
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Another local sent me a PM letting me know that he could drive my car for a session next time I go out then give me pointers. lol, that's going to happen.
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Hustler recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

When Hustler sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Hustler has never payed taxes... ever.

Hustler once hit a little-known actor named Bart Eubanks so hard that he's still swollen and black and blue from head to toe to this very day; this man is now known as Mr. T.

Once, a F1 engine builder used Hustler's chest hairs instead of titanium valve lifter springs. His car won, of course.

Hustler doesn't have a bad memory. Anything he forgets never happened.

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Old 12-18-2009, 01:26 AM   #68
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This guy in nice Carrera came over to my pit telling my dad that he needs to stick his arm completely out the window to signal a pass. His response was "In REAL RACING, you don't stick your arm out the window, you either have a window net or arm restraints". Why would you want your arm 2 feet out of your car on the track? That is how arms get chopped off during roll overs.
that carrera driver was slow. i try really hard to not pass with out a wave until the last section. wish i knew your dad was in a car that couldn't wave. i would have just powered by him down the straight instead of curing at my windshield.


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Another local sent me a PM letting me know that he could drive my car for a session next time I go out then give me pointers. lol, that's going to happen.
**** every one else, they all said the same thing when i got ra-1 my 2nd track day. i could care less as long as i'm having fun.
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**** every one else, they all said the same thing when i got ra-1 my 2nd track day. i could care less as long as i'm having fun.
I'll tell that to Mike who won't let me run the TDE single-day event at ECR. I'll just tune my suspension **** at MSR-H in January instead. Thanks.
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These ECR guys sound like a bunch of *******. What does the club stand for? What is their reason to not solo you?
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Here's how Jeffman does a proper "out-lap"...
YouTube - Miata Playing In The Mud @ TWS
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Here's how Jeffman does a proper "out-lap"...
YouTube - Miata Playing In The Mud @ TWS
Bro, you don't need to brake there, just a stab. You over borked bro, man up. You should also probably push the throttle all the way down on the straights to go faster bro, seriously.
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YouTube - Miata Playing In The Mud @ TWS
no that was starting the 2nd lap and i should have taken 2 warm up laps, then i would have gotten my tires more dry
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no that was starting the 2nd lap and i should have taken 2 warm up laps, then i would have gotten my tires more dry
Well your line was all wrong and if I were behind you I would have flashed my lights and passed you.
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Well your line was all wrong and if I were behind you I would have flashed my lights and passed you.
if you had shown up when it rained you may have gotten to. i want to go run tws infield again, it was a blast and a 1/2.


most people edit out their fail video, i post it up and laugh at my self.
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The point being that someone being "demoted" over a video floating around is ridiculous. Pass that one around and see what they have to say about it.
Videos very rarely give a full perspective of what is involved when "critiquing" someones ability or how they handle themselves on the track for that matter. Take example of vid above, which you posted. PERIOD! Vids can very easily be taken out of context.
Anyone who basis a decision on a video without other basis is just plain myopic. And anyone in this profession or "hobby" if you will; knows that seeing everything is what makes a better driver. Not just one instance, no way - no how. Done!
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if you had shown up when it rained you may have gotten to. i want to go run tws infield again, it was a blast and a 1/2.


most people edit out their fail video, i post it up and laugh at my self.
Its not the fail in the video, its critiquing outlaps and acting like its a ******* contest, or suggesting I cut down on a newb telling me to pass in the corner, after I've already been black flagged twice in one session just for doing that. you're right though, I should have pinched the dude off, especially when you've split the gap behind me, flashing your lights, and most likely going to split both people in the corner? If it were you and I in a proper run group, then that's another story.

Why can't you just post the ******* video? Why do you have to give advice on how to drive a ******* car which you've never ridden in, know nothing about, and have no place to criticize?
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YouTube - Fastest lap Session 2
Hustler passed this guy - surely there is some merit here that's missed.
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I hate EVO's for the simple fact that they are retarded easy to drive at the limit. They all think there gods gift to the track. Put them in a stock miata and they would spin out 15 times in the first lap...haha
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That is true!
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