The unofficial MiataTurbo Photoshop Contest #1
I am fail with Gimp. Whoever said Gimp was a replacement for Photoshop is a goddamn fool. I can't figure it out for ****.
And while I would be disgusted, for some reason I keep wanting to see someone stomp that turd as hard as possible. For some reason that would make me laugh. Even more so in slow motion as to watch it buckle as it collapsed. Like a building demolition by shoe.
And while I would be disgusted, for some reason I keep wanting to see someone stomp that turd as hard as possible. For some reason that would make me laugh. Even more so in slow motion as to watch it buckle as it collapsed. Like a building demolition by shoe.
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I can see that too, but I don't see any legs. At first I thought it looked more like a guy just got kicked in the nuts and is laying on his side in the fetal position.
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From: Chicago. (The less-murder part.)
It's interesting that you say that.
Somewhat amusingly (and I only just realized this now), this is actually the second piece of poo which I have seen standing upright in the middle of a public thoroughfare.
The first is one which I encountered while in college at UF. One of the largest (and most confusingly laid out) buildings in the north-central campus area is Turlington Hall, otherwise known as The Labyrinth, on account of the fact that it contains no hallways which are straight, with tiny (and mostly windowless) classrooms and offices haphazardly arranged so as to fill every possible square foot of floor space available. Freshmen often roam the building for days, desperately seeking escape from its confines.
In front of Turlington Hall is a plaza, and in that plaza is a large rock set upon a plinth, with a series of benches arranged around it, visible in the lower-right portion of this image:
What makes this particular rock unique is that it is allegedly the world's largest free-standing piece of poo, specifically, a fossilized dinosaur turd which was excavated during the construction of the building. Whether or not this is true is irrelevant. The rock is universally known as "The Turd", and is commonly cited as a navigational reference when giving directions on campus.
Carry on.
Somewhat amusingly (and I only just realized this now), this is actually the second piece of poo which I have seen standing upright in the middle of a public thoroughfare.
The first is one which I encountered while in college at UF. One of the largest (and most confusingly laid out) buildings in the north-central campus area is Turlington Hall, otherwise known as The Labyrinth, on account of the fact that it contains no hallways which are straight, with tiny (and mostly windowless) classrooms and offices haphazardly arranged so as to fill every possible square foot of floor space available. Freshmen often roam the building for days, desperately seeking escape from its confines.
In front of Turlington Hall is a plaza, and in that plaza is a large rock set upon a plinth, with a series of benches arranged around it, visible in the lower-right portion of this image:
What makes this particular rock unique is that it is allegedly the world's largest free-standing piece of poo, specifically, a fossilized dinosaur turd which was excavated during the construction of the building. Whether or not this is true is irrelevant. The rock is universally known as "The Turd", and is commonly cited as a navigational reference when giving directions on campus.
Carry on.
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