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Old Feb 4, 2010 | 01:14 PM
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This is just plain awful. Imagine if this was your first track day and first lap.

Old Feb 4, 2010 | 01:24 PM
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Old Feb 4, 2010 | 01:27 PM
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HOLY SMOKES! biggest tool ever. nice find scott..
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double you tee eff
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"they didn't teach you about smooth?" lol, what an idiot.
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Originally Posted by papasmurf
"they didn't teach you about smooth?" lol, what an idiot.

"no, that wasn't smooth?"


"hell no you ******* ------, in fact, take me bad to the pit"
Old Feb 4, 2010 | 01:38 PM
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Sounds to me like his student was driving faster than he'd ever been on track and he was afraid. And he thinks that was rough driving, he won't be an instructor for long. Guys come out to the track to drive slow.

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whatever. he said "we'll take it around a lap and see where you are out." this was after he said he'd yell "slow down *******" whatever, the driver apexed turn #1 he obviously can't drive.
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god what a ------.
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I thought it was fake at first, just voice-over on a some lap trying to be humurous, then the girl at the end kinda made it believable.

That instructor is dumbass. I'm glad no one will ever instruct me, I can figure out a track on my own. HPDE<Racing
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Originally Posted by Bond
I thought it was fake at first, just voice-over on a some lap trying to be humurous, then the girl at the end kinda made it believable.

That instructor is dumbass. I'm glad no one will ever instruct me, I can figure out a track on my own. HPDE<Racing
No ****. If I have to hear another ------ say "let me help you" I'm going to crush his trachea with my heel.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
whatever. he said "we'll take it around a lap and see where you are out." this was after he said he'd yell "slow down *******" whatever, the driver apexed turn #1 he obviously can't drive.
You aren't supposed to apex it on your first lap out - this is a pretty universal rule with every group that runs Thunderhill. Turn 1 is a 95+mph apex and having someone cut across to the inside like that is really bad news.

Having said that, the lines looked just about perfect, so I don't know what this guy's deal was. I wonder whether he was claustrophobic with the closed face helmet and just sort of freaked out once the guy pulled off the first 3 shifts in the pits. I've been scared in student cars before, and I've asked to be let out of one, but I've never insulted a student like that.
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I understand that. but either they didn't tell them in the drivers meeting or it's fault of his instructor not instructing his first time ever out on a track it's just like on my track where you dont pull to the left out of the pits because it's a +140mph straight
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Hopefully more instructor **** show up in this thread to tell us how much we don't know.
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Hey call me man. I think I can help you get faster! But you have to let me drive your car around the track for you, so I can show you how much better I am than you at driving. And let me deflower your girlfriend.
Old Feb 4, 2010 | 02:22 PM
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What a ****! I probably would have talked some **** back to the guy.

I don't know how it works and all, but I assume that was the drivers car correct? And are instructors considered employees of the track?

Basically I'm asking this, if the guy was a dick and the student driver stood up for himself and talked **** back, in his own car, would there have been repercussions?

Can you tell someone that deserves it, "**** off *******", without worry of being kicked off the track?
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Originally Posted by Bond
Hey call me man. I think I can help you get faster! But you have to let me drive your car around the track for you, so I can show you how much better I am than you at driving. And let me deflower your girlfriend.
Its funny how this worked out. When my car made 90whp and had crappy bilsteins, I didn't need an instructor, even on my very first track event. Suddenly now that the car has big rubber, 3x the motor, and baller suspension, the driver with 78-hours of seat time can't navigate a track within reason and an instructor needs to drive it. I'm signing up for the next event as "stock miata w/roll bar" and I'll see if they let me in.

I see you liked my GF line. I let John borrow my car last weekend...I will never drive his car.
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Originally Posted by Vashthestampede
Can you tell someone that deserves it, "**** off *******", without worry of being kicked off the track?
I have, but they weren't in the car with me. It was a ------ in a Viper who would not let me by, and I had the power to get around him. Earlier in the day he parked his ------ Viper on my gear crushing my chairs, so I parked my car behind his, rolled up the windows and locked it. lol This gay school REQUIRES a point to pass and I had already seen the flag for this several times, so I tried to play nice and ride up his ******* and flash my lights at him for 2 laps while he drove the defense line. So I dropped a wheel on the pass and ************* flipped out like I killed jesus. Then the instructors started yapping at me and i yapped back. I drove the rest of the day too because I am right, and bigger than all those gays who were smart and didn't make me spill any blood. **** em, they're ------s.
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lol. Is the 78 hours including the past weekend or what? I wish I had a built in body clock like you to log my racing hours.

And you are way too much of an internet ***** to pull off the "stock miata\rollbar". The internal struggles of E-celebrities are apparent. It's ok though, you still have your childhood.
Old Feb 4, 2010 | 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Bond
lol. Is the 78 hours including the past weekend or what? I wish I had a built in body clock like you to log my racing hours.

And you are way too much of an internet ***** to pull off the "stock miata\rollbar". The internal struggles of E-celebrities are apparent. It's ok though, you still have your childhood.
I write everything down because apparently I needed a resume to run at a few tracks without getting stuck in "threshold braking drills" with the local ------ schools.

I'm "novice" for HHR, just watch.

Nice backslash, bitch.



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