GIRL who's a new miata owner from LIN.Y.
#6
You will probably not receive. However, if you live in her area, i'm of the opinion that she should be trying to find a new man in her life. One that will buy her smoothies instead of lying about being at the smoothie shop, then buying himself a smoothie with their shared bank account.
It's just rude that someone would lie so badly.
She needs a smart man that would just straight up tell her that she doesn't get a smoothie, and that you'll buy your own smoothie with your own damn money because dammit, you're a man.
I'd offer myself, but i can't be bothered with someone so demanding to want me to bring them a smoothie. Get your own damn smoothie.
It's just rude that someone would lie so badly.
She needs a smart man that would just straight up tell her that she doesn't get a smoothie, and that you'll buy your own smoothie with your own damn money because dammit, you're a man.
I'd offer myself, but i can't be bothered with someone so demanding to want me to bring them a smoothie. Get your own damn smoothie.
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We just banned a couple of people for being stupid and they sent some others here to introduce themselves in the last few hours. You arrived amidst it and were summarily targeted. Hold fast and it will be over soon. Post pictures of your car in the meantime.
#17
I remember reading the first post of this on CR and subsequently stopped upon reading the words drift and show.
If you're serious about improved performance, you won't find a better group of people. But unlike CR, misinformation here is smashed and ridiculed and it is considered an insult to ask questions prior to research.
I remain skeptical, but hope for the best. With that said, what plans do you have for the car?
Also, post pictures of kitties.
Edit: Damn, Erat beat me to it.
If you're serious about improved performance, you won't find a better group of people. But unlike CR, misinformation here is smashed and ridiculed and it is considered an insult to ask questions prior to research.
I remain skeptical, but hope for the best. With that said, what plans do you have for the car?
Also, post pictures of kitties.
Edit: Damn, Erat beat me to it.
Last edited by dieselmiata; 10-08-2013 at 01:56 PM. Reason: Cat request.
#18
Ok, look, let's just cut to the chase here. First, the interrogation. Then, the blatant leg humping.
1) Do you in fact *have* a cat? I'm not trying to be cute here, with double entendres about your girl parts, or the presence of a catalytic converter on your car; I mean *do you have a cat*? We like cats.
2) Do you have an easily hacked Photobucket account which will yield a treasure trove of completely embarrassing selfies which we can ridicule? This is not a hypothetical question.
3) You claim to be a girl. If this is true, many of us (probably nearing 30-35%) take a keen interest in girls, and we're gonna need pics immediately.
4) Bonus points for visible Meth Scabs in the aforementioned pics, but be warned, they better be spectacular; the bar has been set high here by those preceding you.
5) Fine. Post a pic of your Miata too, just take a look at them carefully and ask yourself the following question first; Did anything on the car originally come in a blister pack? If so, do not post.
Ok, interrogation phase complete. Commence leg humping. Who will be first to step up to the plate? (Possible Gearhead Girl here fellas..!!)
1) Do you in fact *have* a cat? I'm not trying to be cute here, with double entendres about your girl parts, or the presence of a catalytic converter on your car; I mean *do you have a cat*? We like cats.
2) Do you have an easily hacked Photobucket account which will yield a treasure trove of completely embarrassing selfies which we can ridicule? This is not a hypothetical question.
3) You claim to be a girl. If this is true, many of us (probably nearing 30-35%) take a keen interest in girls, and we're gonna need pics immediately.
4) Bonus points for visible Meth Scabs in the aforementioned pics, but be warned, they better be spectacular; the bar has been set high here by those preceding you.
5) Fine. Post a pic of your Miata too, just take a look at them carefully and ask yourself the following question first; Did anything on the car originally come in a blister pack? If so, do not post.
Ok, interrogation phase complete. Commence leg humping. Who will be first to step up to the plate? (Possible Gearhead Girl here fellas..!!)