Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1060805)

We just banned a couple of people for being stupid and they sent some others here to introduce themselves in the last few hours. You arrived amidst it and were summarily targeted. Hold fast and it will be over soon. Post pictures of your car in the meantime.

Originally Posted by concealer404 (Post 1060812)

It's a good place Ashley. Just take heed of what i told you on ClubSwagster. Sound intelligent, read, learn, understand, and you'll do fine.

Originally Posted by thenuge26 (Post 1060813)

We are sort of the opposite of a 'drift and show' community, but if you are here to learn about making your Miata faster you are in the right place.

Originally Posted by Erat (Post 1060816)

And cat! CAT pictures!!!

Originally Posted by dieselmiata (Post 1060819)

I remember reading the first post of this on CR and subsequently stopped upon reading the words drift and show.

If you're serious about improved performance, you won't find a better group of people. But unlike CR, misinformation here is smashed and ridiculed and it is considered an insult to ask questions prior to research.

I remain skeptical, but hope for the best. With that said, what plans do you have for the car?

Also, post pictures of kitties. :party:

Edit: Damn, Erat beat me to it.

Originally Posted by Pinky (Post 1060821)

Ok, look, let's just cut to the chase here. First, the interrogation. Then, the blatant leg humping.

1) Do you in fact *have* a cat? I'm not trying to be cute here, with double entendres about your girl parts, or the presence of a catalytic converter on your car; I mean *do you have a cat*? We like cats.

2) Do you have an easily hacked Photobucket account which will yield a treasure trove of completely embarrassing selfies which we can ridicule? This is not a hypothetical question.

3) You claim to be a girl. If this is true, many of us (probably nearing 30-35%) take a keen interest in girls, and we're gonna need pics immediately.

4) Bonus points for visible Meth Scabs in the aforementioned pics, but be warned, they better be spectacular; the bar has been set high here by those preceding you.

5) Fine. Post a pic of your Miata too, just take a look at them carefully and ask yourself the following question first; Did anything on the car originally come in a blister pack? If so, do not post.


Ok, interrogation phase complete. Commence leg humping. Who will be first to step up to the plate? (Possible Gearhead Girl here fellas..!!)

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1381255069

Originally Posted by concealer404 (Post 1060823)

I'll help her out real quick:

No meth scabs. (Thanks for bringing that up again, though.... i've been trying to forget that.)

Car is pretty stock.

She has experience with VAG.

Originally Posted by y8s (Post 1060879)

dipshits: put penis back in pants. give her at least a few days to acclimate.

Originally Posted by dieselmiata (Post 1060883)

sharp claws...

Originally Posted by Oscar (Post 1060907)

Not sure what was more predictable: us lonely guys jumping up at the word girl or y8s's white knightery :dealwithit:

Originally Posted by y8s (Post 1060912)

I have nothing to gain but the respect of my peers...

.. and hot women.

Originally Posted by y8s (Post 1060879)

dipshits: put penis back in pants. give her at least a few days to acclimate.