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Pinky 10-08-2013 07:32 PM


Originally Posted by Scrappy Jack (Post 1060961)
As one of the resident "Dog Persons" who remains skeptical of your presence, I can attest to the fact that they were asking about the actual murderous little beasts when they wanted pictures of your cat.

They have a whole thread just about cat pictures. I kept thinking it was a joke, but it isn't.

This site thrives on a several elements which you may find off-putting:
  • Homoerotic humor
  • Cats
  • Performance above all else
  • Extremely limited government (unless it means the posters here who suckle off the government teat get laid off)

And My Little Pony. We LOVE us some My Little Pony.

Joe Perez 10-08-2013 07:56 PM

I swear, sometimes I genuinely believe that half of our members are, in fact, 12 years old...

Riddle me this: A Montauk train departs Penn station at 5:36pm on a Friday. At the exact same time, a Penn-bound train departs Port Jefferson. Each train carries one hipster bicyclist with no concept of other people's personal space for every 36 non-cyclist passengers. How many Chinese tourists will be unable to figure out to get from the Jamaica airtrain station to the E train?

triple88a 10-08-2013 08:10 PM

Oh riddles. i love this. Got another one for ya. You take ur bike on the train. Everybody clear the isle... you drive your bicycle with 5 mph on the train thats going 50mph. How fast are you going?

hornetball 10-08-2013 08:14 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1060971)
Each train carries one hipster bicyclist with no concept of other people's personal space

The answer HAS to be Hustler!

Gryff 10-08-2013 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1060971)
I swear, sometimes I genuinely believe that half of our members are, in fact, 12 years old...

Riddle me this: A Montauk train departs Penn station at 5:36pm on a Friday. At the exact same time, a Penn-bound train departs Port Jefferson. Each train carries one hipster bicyclist with no concept of other people's personal space for every 36 non-cyclist passengers. How many Chinese tourists will be unable to figure out to get from the Jamaica airtrain station to the E train?

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1381277758

Scrappy Jack 10-08-2013 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pinky (Post 1060965)
And My Little Pony. We LOVE us some My Little Pony.

I am very tempted to go back and (1) give you a negative prop for each My Little Pony post, (2) give you one positive prop for each post about hotrods and being a cool dad, and - ultimately - (3) doing neither because I can't be bothered.

Just so you are on notice.


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1060971)
I swear, sometimes I genuinely believe that half of our members are, in fact, 12 years old...

Riddle me this: A Montauk train departs Penn station at 5:36pm on a Friday. At the exact same time, a Penn-bound train departs Port Jefferson. Each train carries one hipster bicyclist with no concept of other people's personal space for every 36 non-cyclist passengers. How many Chinese tourists will be unable to figure out to get from the Jamaica airtrain station to the E train?

Assuming a random distribution of education and language skills, plus the normal distribution of deodorant use among hipster bicyclists, and incorporating the fact that subways are non-linear dynamic systems...

The answer is...



Eleventeen.

Show your work, you say? Very well:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1381278025

Pinky 10-08-2013 08:33 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1060971)
I swear, sometimes I genuinely believe that half of our members are, in fact, 12 years old...

Riddle me this: A Montauk train departs Penn station at 5:36pm on a Friday. At the exact same time, a Penn-bound train departs Port Jefferson. Each train carries one hipster bicyclist with no concept of other people's personal space for every 36 non-cyclist passengers. How many Chinese tourists will be unable to figure out to get from the Jamaica airtrain station to the E train?

That's easy; All of them.

Joe Perez 10-08-2013 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by hornetball (Post 1060978)
The answer HAS to be Hustler!

Haha. You know, I'm starting to think you're right- Hustler may well be a closet hipster.

FRT_Fun 10-08-2013 09:32 PM

this thread is great. 10/10 would read again.

RoscaGirl iXi 10-08-2013 10:31 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 1060879)
dipshits: put penis back in pants. give her at least a few days to acclimate.

im used to it, its fine haha


Originally Posted by supercooper (Post 1060881)
well, its just a front, we dont want her to know that we are all :riaa:

hey i like :greddy: friends too


Originally Posted by dieselmiata (Post 1060883)
Am I the only one who actually meant cats? I mean felines. Four legs, furry, sharp claws...

thats what i thought they meant, actual cats that are pets.


Originally Posted by triple88a (Post 1060908)
Welcome. If you're here to learn about performance grow a thick skin and enjoy the learning experience. If you're here for cup holders though... its gonna be rough.

im here to learn


Originally Posted by Scrappy Jack (Post 1060961)
As one of the resident "Dog Persons" who remains skeptical of your presence, I can attest to the fact that they were asking about the actual murderous little beasts when they wanted pictures of your cat.

They have a whole thread just about cat pictures. I kept thinking it was a joke, but it isn't.

This site thrives on a several elements which you may find off-putting:
  • Homoerotic humor
  • Cats
  • Performance above all else
  • Extremely limited government (unless it means the posters here who suckle off the government teat get laid off)

not off at all, everyone has their own thing they are into...

sixshooter 10-08-2013 10:37 PM

I think it is pretty cool that a woman who is a mother of two can find the time and interest to look into modifying a car like this. Usually only guys who are shirking their responsibilities mess with these sorts of things.

triple88a 10-08-2013 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by RoscaGirl iXi (Post 1061012)
thats what i thought they meant, actual cats that are pets.

Yeah we all meant the same thing :D

RoscaGirl iXi 10-08-2013 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1061014)
I think it is pretty cool that a woman who is a mother of two can find the time and interest to look into modifying a car like this. Usually only guys who are shirking their responsibilities mess with these sorts of things.

thank you, glad someone understands

petrolmed 10-09-2013 12:13 AM

You may think I'm joking, but in fact you'll find yourself taken more seriously around here if you maintain proper grammar and sentence structure in your posts. This includes basic stuff like punctuation and capitalization as well as more "advanced" apostrophe usage.

I don't really mind but every little bit helps when the turbo cat's eye is on you.

MartinezA92 10-09-2013 01:31 AM

Lol this thread is why I would keep my gender a secret if I was a girl joining a car forum.

Joe Perez 10-09-2013 07:06 AM


Originally Posted by MartinezA92 (Post 1061038)
Lol this thread is why I would keep my gender a secret if I was a girl joining a car forum.

This thread is why I HAVE kept my gender secret all these years.

Braineack 10-09-2013 07:09 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1061053)
This thread is why I HAVE kept my gender secret all these years.

So you are third gendered!

sixshooter 10-09-2013 07:33 AM

And the discussion has now reached all of the standard MT.net talking points. Sigh.


Do you have any interest in ever driving on a track? I know we can actually help with that.

I have to pull my engine because I didn't wrap my dipstick before this session on Saturday. It melted.

Joe Perez 10-09-2013 08:13 AM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1061060)
And the discussion has now reached all of the standard MT.net talking points. Sigh.

:bowrofl:

Braineack 10-09-2013 08:46 AM

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