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Old 05-19-2013, 09:06 PM   #1
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Wink Hey guys. So excited!!

I am a bitch who wants people to talk about dogs.

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Old 05-19-2013, 09:08 PM   #2
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So I'm finally going for it guys. I've finally joined the forums. Amellrotts has told me all about how much of great place it is. Since we're all a part of such a great community now, I would like to share something intimate about one of our favorite contributors, Amellrotts. Well.. a few things actually. I hope he doesn't get upset about any of this!! I'm sure he won't. He's a very thoughtful and caring guy. Anyways.. I just wanted to say.. that he has probably the tiniest dick I have ever seen. I'm not sure if it's a medical condition or if he got into an accident or something at some point, but honestly I think his nipples are even bigger than it. That's probably why he likes it in the rear so much. I think it's so small that he can't even get off using it. But let me tell you guys something. If you stick something up his rear, he goes crazy!! It's just about the only way to get him to climax. Well.. that's about all for now. I hope everyone turns out to be as nice as he said they would be!!
Not trolling at all. Totally legit. 5 star thread
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Old 05-19-2013, 09:33 PM   #3
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Thanks I'm the real deal for sure. I think that's why Chris likes to play with his Rottweilers so much. It must make him feel more manly.
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Old 05-19-2013, 09:38 PM   #4
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Old 05-19-2013, 09:43 PM   #5
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Here's a picture for you guys. He's so very handsome for a North Carolina boy. I hope he doesn't mind me sharing!!



You can almost see how his pants are concave in the crotch. He used to stuff, but I told him not to be embarrassed about it.
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Old 05-19-2013, 10:22 PM   #6
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That's right, you are my BITCH! LMAO

Dude you are a serious *****! I tried to help you and this is the best you got? Thanks for posting my picture though, at least you will know what I look like. I am not a coward and have nothing to hide. Come get me anytime.......

BTW, That dog is Fox von der Tuefelsbrucke. He was a SchHIII dog that cost more than your house! You actually made my day with this picture, he was a one in a million dog who truly made my life better. I assume you found that on my facebook page? I forgot it was on there.....You are such a man
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Damn he really did some stalking if that is really you lol
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Old 05-19-2013, 10:55 PM   #8
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That's me!
Funny thing is he didn't do enough research to know just who he is ******* with.....He might be biting off more than he can chew.
If you saw what I posted to him you will see what a ******* ***** he is. I simply tried to help him. Dude needs to man up.
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Old 05-19-2013, 10:59 PM   #9
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Hey baby, no need to get all grumpy. I'm just trying to get interested in your hobbies so we can share more of our lives together.
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That's me!
Funny thing is he didn't do enough research to know just who he is ******* with.....He might be biting off more than he can chew.
If you saw what I posted to him you will see what a ******* ***** he is. I simply tried to help him. Dude needs to man up.
Hahaha yeah I saw the post... thats why I put 2 & 2 together to realize it was the same person....

You have one badass dog sir!





I wouldn't mess with you just because of that lmao (Yes, I did some stalking myself lmao)
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i like where this is going
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Thanks, That dog was one bad *** bitch! Her daddy was one in a million. A true tragedy is that I never got any puppies out of her.....Both of those dogs took their last breath with their heads in my lap. I find that was much harder than killing a man. I love my dogs, if you want to stalk me, know that!
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Both pictures were taken while training them Bite work. Funny right? I never lock the doors at my house, come on over Buck! I am a very good shot with any of my many weapons and I only have 11 Rottweilers.....
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Old 05-19-2013, 11:09 PM   #14
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I love your softer side!
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Be a man Buck, post your location.....I have posted mine, even told you your welcome to visit anytime.......
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. . . I find that was much harder than killing a man. . . .
Even I fear what this statement implies! Good luck to your new "gf" bwahaha!
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sounds like the sex will be extra hot for both of you tonight lulz
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At first it was funny, now it is just a pissing match. Let's go ahead and close this up.
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I agree. Buck is too much of a ***** to man up. He is clearly just stirring the pot. IP Ban his ***.

But hey, at least you guys know something about me......I have great dogs that I love very much!
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I agree. Buck is too much of a ***** to man up. He is clearly just stirring the pot. IP Ban his ***.

But hey, at least you guys know something about me......I have great dogs that I love very much!
hell yeah... beautiful dogs....
i just ended up adopting a rott from a friend... it was his wifes dog, she (the wife) recently passed away from cancer, and he travels too much to keep the dog. his name is Gator... big beautiful dog. i never liked rotts til i got him. he is so freakin smart, and loveable
ill try to post a pic of him today... maybe in the Cats thread. lmao
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