This thread is about dogs now.

I have a white German Shepherd. He looks like a wolf, and every single person in the universe always asks me what he is. I know, coolstorybro.jpg

 

I'd rather talk about dogs than fuel Bucks lame thread... lol
HOWEVER.... im still more of a cat man...

 

There are no girlfriends at MT.
OBVIOUSLY a troll.

 

Now that is funny!!

 

Welcome, Amellrottsgf!

 

My brother's dog is more human than dog. It literally does human things. And it kinda pisses me off how smart it is.

 

What kind of dog? Rotties are very smart, but also very stubborn. I have had several other breeds but there is just nothing like a well bred Rottweiler!

 

You should have him checked out. Maybe its a human in a dogs body

 

My wife thinks her Chow-Sheppard mix is the smartest dog in the world..... Then I walk her every night and if she hears a car door shut or any noise that slightly resembles thunder or a firework, she tries to army crawl back to the house. I literally have to pick her up and walk her down the block sometimes just to get her to take a ****........ yeah babe real smart dog lol

 

but... that IS a smart dog... Dats how dey be stayin alive up in da ghetto yo!!! jk

My grandpa does the same thing... Did that dog do any time in Nam??? lol

 

I've got a blue heeler pup now, he's the smartest little dog I've ever known. He knew his basic commands sit, down, stay, shake, and was housebroken in less than 2 weeks after I got him, and he was only 6 weeks when I picked him up.

 

hahaha maybe in a past life?!?!

A mod should seriously change this to "The dog thread".... But I think this site dis-allows dog threads hahaha

 

Dude.... heelers are too smart for their own good... and they TEND to use the intelligence for mischief, so beware. haha
a good way to keep them from that, is basically keep them busy... since they are a sheep dog type breed, they need tasks to keep them entertained... i learned that the hard way with my old red heeler (now my uncles problem) lol
Damn dog was crazy smart, and they are freakin escape artists, probably due to their extreme intelligence. haha

Edit: Ps, very cute little dog. lol

 

Both his accounts are gone and I have fixed the first post to say what this thread is really about.

 

lol took you long enough.

 

I was busy all weekend. I deleted the FS thread last night and had hoped that another mod would take care of bannings for me while I passed the **** out.

I smoked 30 pounds of pork butt for 18 hours over the weekend.

 

 

We can't even spell certain trigger words around our dogs without them getting excited (dinner, walk, grill, their names, etc). They literally have learned to recognize what "w-a-l-k" means.

I wonder if I could teach them their command words in Spanish and have bilingual dogs...

 

they would be smarter and more intelligent than OP

 

My cat speaks mongolian... lol
but seriously, someone did a study on that, and found that animals CAN speak (well.... understand) a second, third, and even fourth language if trained appropriately, even at older ages. I wish i could... haha