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Good scores on MENSA test =/≠ does not detect sarcasm

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Originally Posted by Vuti (Post 1170620)

Good scores on MENSA test =/≠ does not detect sarcasm

Not knowing MENSA isn't a test = priceless.

https://www.mensa.org/

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Originally Posted by Vuti (Post 1170587)

Hyper I have followed your build thread at Mazdaroadster and I'm impressed by your work. Just stay there and leave mt.net to these texas guys with high IQ.

:P

ha! i am just here for the races, First I am gonna spank two or three rats that post in this forum here, post some dyno videos and all that stuff. The texans guys. I'll deal with them later...

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Originally Posted by Hyper (Post 1170627)

ha! i am just here for the races, First I am gonna spank two or three rats that post in this forum here, post some dyno videos and all that stuff. The texans guys. I'll deal with them later...

In for results.

Please, do post them.

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Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1170622)

Not knowing MENSA isn't a test = priceless.

https://www.mensa.org/

Not knowing MENSA has official IQ tests = even more priceless

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Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1170632)

In for results.

Please, do post them.

The War begins and ends here in this board.

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Originally Posted by Vuti (Post 1170634)

Not knowing MENSA has official IQ tests = even more priceless

My IQ comes from Cuba, which is another country dude.

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Originally Posted by Vuti (Post 1170634)

Not knowing MENSA has official IQ tests = even more priceless

But the MENSA isn't a test. They accept your results administered elsewhere on the Wechsler, the Stanford-Binet, the Woodcock Johnson (my favorite) and possibly others but those are the big three. I was a psychology major and have taken the first two and really like the name of the third one :)

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Originally Posted by Hyper (Post 1170638)

The War begins and ends here in this board.

Platitudes! I love platitudes! I especially like them caramelized in a skillet with a little sugar.

Or was that plantains? I forget.

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Originally Posted by Hyper (Post 1170639)

My IQ comes from Cuba, which is another country dude.

^ I choked on my cafe' americano.

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Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1170646)

But the MENSA isn't a test. They accept your results administered elsewhere on the Wechsler, the Stanford-Binet, the Woodcock Johnson (my favorite) and possibly others but those are the big three.
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You can test yourself everywhere, the only test I need to worry about is at the track and at the dyno. .

Hey Hyper, you're unbanned on CR. They'd love to hear about your new parts that you'd like to sell.

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Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1170646)

^ I choked on my cafe' americano.

what're you in It-ly?

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Originally Posted by dieselmiata (Post 1170159)

He always brought home milk on Friday.

After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the jug against my arm as he kissed my cheek. I would jump, mostly to gratify him after a time, and smile lovingly at him. He was a good man, a wonderful husband who always brought the milk on Friday, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.

Then there was that Friday, the terrible Friday that would ruin every Friday for the rest of my life. The door opened, but there was no bouyant greeting - no cold jug against the back of my arm. There was no Tuscan Whole Milk in his right hand, nor his left. There came no kiss. I watched as he sat down in a kitchen chair to remove his shoes. He wore no fatigue, but also no smile. I didn't speak, but turned back to the beans I had been stirring. I stirred until most of their little shrivelled skins floated to the surface of the cloudy water. Something was wrong, but it was vague wrongness that no amount of hard thought could give shape to.

Over dinner that night I casually inserted,"What happened to the milk?"

"Oh,"he smiled sheepishly, glancing aside,"I guess I forgot today."

That was when I knew. He was tired of this life with me, tired of bringing home the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. He was probably shoveling funds into a secret bank account, looking at apartments in town, casting furtive glances at cashiers and secretaries and waitresses. That's when I knew it was over. Some time later he moved in with a cashier from the Food Mart down the street. And me? Well, I've gone soy.

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

I had to quote the whole thing. My life was not complete until I performed this action.

Thread starting to deliver

In for videos.

Lets make this interesting - if Hyper doesn't post pics/videos, he gets teh banz again?

This will be like FaeFae take 2

Seriously I would like to see some dyno numbers, pics, videos, and also to know what you're selling.

Mod Notice:
mods will not ban unless annoyance-hassle factor exceeds entertaimnent-harassment metric.

That's why MT.net is teh win.

Although it's hard to have a discussion with him cuz he just says "you should have researched." That gets kinda old after reading it in the 5th thread or so.

Hyper, please keep neg propping me, it makes me harder

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Originally Posted by y8s (Post 1170655)

what're you in It-ly?

No. In the Cuban-dominated part of Tampa. They came here to work in the cigar factories hand rolling cigars in the early 1900's and never left.

Tampa La Teresita Restaurant, Tampa Spanish Cuban Food Restaurant and Banquet Hall