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Old 10-30-2011, 11:44 PM   #1
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This site is definitely not recommended to any new users.
Expect rude responses for any questions. Belittling and racist remarks and humour. Sexually explicit directives and any other low life vulgar childish you might expect from **** sniffers.
The word will spread.
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Old 10-30-2011, 11:51 PM   #2
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For the most part the word has already spread... Most people have to come back and beg for forgiveness in order to have their problems solved
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Old 10-30-2011, 11:54 PM   #3
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Welcome to the site prof hyams

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Old 10-31-2011, 12:00 AM   #4
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Yeah...it's just like Thanksgiving at my house.
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Old 10-31-2011, 12:00 AM   #5
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This site has a high signal-to-noise ratio. There are a lot of knowledgeable people here, and they can be very helpful. That high signal-to-noise ratio is kept that way in part by having no patience and no tolerance for people who cannot search the internet for easily answered questions. This is not a bad thing.

I find it ironic you refer to "low life vulgar childish" (nice phrasing, think you left out at least one word?) and yet in the same sentence refer to mt.net members as being "**** sniffers". Good one! Way to raise the bar!

Proper grammar and sentence structure go a long way towards avoiding "****" being thrown at you by the "**** sniffers". Tolerance and understanding in this area is given to those whose first language is not English, but not to those who are too lazy and/or unintelligent to write comprehensible posts and do some research to see if their question has already been answered (and answered and answered again).

The humor, well, it is what it is. If you don't like it, ignore it.
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Old 10-31-2011, 12:28 AM   #6
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I miss not having to be PC. Oh well. I hope your stay is Awesome breah. If you have any questions, figure out how to ask me, and I will answer them. You just have to ask nice. I hear there is a guy called stan that has all your answers for free.
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Old 10-31-2011, 12:47 AM   #7
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:12 AM   #9
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This site is definitely not recommended to any new users.
Expect rude responses for any questions. Belittling and racist remarks and humour. Sexually explicit directives and any other low life vulgar childish you might expect from **** sniffers.
The word will spread.
I do try to squelch the racist and anti-gay oppression, but you are right about the rest.

What I can't figure out though is who your audience for this post is. This site? Someone from another site?

Did you want me to make this a sticky thread?
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:33 AM   #10
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someone call the amberlamps
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Old 10-31-2011, 03:24 PM   #11
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Welcome, prof hyams!
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I love Brain and Rick's ******* robot newb posts. this guy is about to get a new *** hole and they are telling him welcome to the site! great intro
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Old 11-08-2011, 09:02 PM   #15
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Wow, I'm glad I read the NOOB stuff.!
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Old 11-15-2011, 03:14 AM   #16
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Noobs get **** on, tell us something that isnt common courtesy.
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Hi Collier. Enjoy the site.

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Old 11-15-2011, 11:37 AM   #18
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It's people like the OP that come here and spoil our fun. Most likely the same kind of person who claims his car will make over 300whp with a jackson racing supercharger and a powercard. Then they get butthurt when us educated people tell them they don't know their *** from the hole in their block.
BTW, please spread the word that I'm a **** sniffer, I'm childish, and I am full of vulgar racist humor. It's what I cling to everytime I read the newspaper and see murders, arsons, and the nation slowly crumbling.
What is my final response to the OP?
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Old 11-19-2011, 03:52 PM   #19
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Well here is my newest.

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