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Old 01-09-2012, 11:21 PM   #41
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:46 PM   #42
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in for clubroadster thread.
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:08 AM   #44
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Due to operational security I am not allowed to talk about what branch I am in or what I do, lets say it's top secret, not saying that cause it sounds cool it happens to be a no ---- statement, but it has something to do with ships and spec ops, that's about as far as i can go with it,,, I was in baghdad for 3 years, then state side then there again for 2 years, if that tells you anything.
I love this kind of crap. I have a TS/SCI clearance and one of the very first things you learn when given this kind of clearance is how to not say the stuff you just said. I don't mind mentioning it here because everybody here already knows what I do and the Chinese have a file on me 3" thick so there's nobody else I need to hide from. However, we have required training on specifically how not to say or do something that would make people think you were anything more than a run-of-the-mill grunt. But then again you couldn't impress the local chicks down at Waterside if you were a lowly mechanic.

For everybody else... toolboxes like this kid are usually white rednecks who were misfits back in their hometown and joined the military so they could "be somebody"... except they couldn't qualify in a technical rate but still want people to think they're SEALS. It's funny that you never see the black or hispanic kids say stuff like this.

I have several personal friends who are SEALS, and they never do or say anything that would make you think they were anything more than a yeoman or cook.

Replying to a conversation on the internet with the "Due to operational blah blah can't tell you" line isn't even clever as far as wannabe tactics go.
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:29 AM   #45
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And that's on top of the fabricated pics and utter bs about his car and build.
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Old 01-10-2012, 03:01 AM   #46
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haha what a moron. The funniest thing is he posted a miata dyno on a miata thread...where theres other miata guys

If he had posted a picture of a say civic dyno on the miata thread he probably would have slipped by without any one noticing.

...its like stealing say 18psi's car and posting it in the for sale section without changing anything about it
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I love this kind of crap. I have a TS/SCI clearance and one of the very first things you learn when given this kind of clearance is how to not say the stuff you just said.
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Old 01-10-2012, 04:46 AM   #48
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He`s been crapping his fantasy build for the last couple of weeks on I guess every miata site there is now...

Probably forever alone troll with a honda. Or a club-fagster member.

http://www.mazda-speed.com/forum2/in...c,25090.0.html
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In for bansauce, the best types of sauwzzzzzzz
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Might I suggest some lotion to remove your pain;

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We all saw this coming. If you're gonna talk big then at least be smart about it. Of course, if you're smart you wouldn't talk that big, but...
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:13 PM   #52
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Its a cycle: OP is a moron, compensates by lying on the internet, which backfires because he's a moron.
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:30 PM   #53
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He`s been crapping his fantasy build for the last couple of weeks on I guess every miata site there is now...

Probably forever alone troll with a honda. Or a club-fagster member.

http://www.mazda-speed.com/forum2/in...c,25090.0.html
haah what a troll, 205s at 565hp (not 576 anymore)

This dude isnt just a moron for stealing a dyno...hes a fukin idiot on top of it because he doesnt know much.

Out of everything i've seen posted on this forum, hell out of everything i've seen posted on any forum i've been on this dude takes the cup.

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I laughed, I cried, and I got a massive erection. A+ bullshit thread. Would stroke my ***** while reading it again.
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So who be trollin'? Vash, hustler? Any ideas?
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dupe accounts get banned.
and if it was one of the regulars I'd be seriously disappointed at their lack of creativity and ability to provide the lulz and/or properly troll this place.
I doubt it
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Idk, ultimate trolling just annoys people, and there's three pages of BS. They're doing something right.
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No cats please...

This is banable.
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I love this kind of crap. I have a TS/SCI clearance and one of the very first things you learn when given this kind of clearance is how to not say the stuff you just said. I don't mind mentioning it here because everybody here already knows what I do and the Chinese have a file on me 3" thick so there's nobody else I need to hide from. However, we have required training on specifically how not to say or do something that would make people think you were anything more than a run-of-the-mill grunt. But then again you couldn't impress the local chicks down at Waterside if you were a lowly mechanic.

For everybody else... toolboxes like this kid are usually white rednecks who were misfits back in their hometown and joined the military so they could "be somebody"... except they couldn't qualify in a technical rate but still want people to think they're SEALS. It's funny that you never see the black or hispanic kids say stuff like this.

I have several personal friends who are SEALS, and they never do or say anything that would make you think they were anything more than a yeoman or cook.

Replying to a conversation on the internet with the "Due to operational blah blah can't tell you" line isn't even clever as far as wannabe tactics go.
I want to put my PII all over your SSI.
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It's funny the stuff they ask you when getting a gov't clearance.

When I listed one of my "identifiable markings" as having a ***** that was 10" around, they told me I was ineligible for a clearance because the computer system wouldn't accept that large of a number... only a single digit circumfrance would fit in the box. They had to write new code for the program just so I could qualify.
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