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Braineack 01-08-2013 08:24 AM


Originally Posted by buffpandabear (Post 966029)
noob here. just trying to raise my post count so i can pm.


Yeah we took notice, and why all your posts got deleted. Good luck with teh spam; you're going to end up as a lamp shade.


:brain:

18psi 01-08-2013 09:07 AM

Pwnt.

Draz 01-17-2013 07:53 PM

lawled

Team Revive 01-18-2013 03:52 PM

I still don't see why if we are not trying hurt anyone or anything. Its not like he is some programmed bot trying to spam. Jeezzzz..

samnavy 01-18-2013 10:24 PM


Originally Posted by Team Revive (Post 969666)
I still don't see why if we are not trying hurt anyone or anything. Its not like he is some programmed bot trying to spam. Jeezzzz..

^That's where you're wrong. You think you're not hurting anyone be spamming your way to a higher post count, but you're mistaken.

It hurts my fucking brain that with a forum this big, with so many subforums about so many different things, that a reasonably intelligent person can't come up with 10 or 15 posts that could actually provide worthwhile information on some subject that could be useful to another human being. It pains me. So yes, you are hurting someone when you spam-post.

But that's not even why it's done. The post limits are in place to function as a kind of condom. You see, think of this forum as a woman... a beautiful, smart, sexy woman. You know you want to crush her brains out raw-dog because that's how you roll. But for the first few dates, she's all cranky and want's you to wear a condom. After you've been a good boy and proved you're not gonna give her some funky shiz, she lets the beast have some freedom, but you still gotta pull out and gunk on her tits. In order to giggity all up in her vagooz, you gotta pay... and that's how guys get into the 1337Speak subforum. And that's why post limits are like condoms.

BTMiata 01-18-2013 10:35 PM


Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 969807)
^That's where you're wrong. You think you're not hurting anyone be spamming your way to a higher post count, but you're mistaken.

It hurts my fucking brain that with a forum this big, with so many subforums about so many different things, that a reasonably intelligent person can't come up with 10 or 15 posts that could actually provide worthwhile information on some subject that could be useful to another human being. It pains me. So yes, you are hurting someone when you spam-post.

But that's not even why it's done. The post limits are in place to function as a kind of condom. You see, think of this forum as a woman... a beautiful, smart, sexy woman. You know you want to crush her brains out raw-dog because that's how you roll. But for the first few dates, she's all cranky and want's you to wear a condom. After you've been a good boy and proved you're not gonna give her some funky shiz, she lets the beast have some freedom, but you still gotta pull out and gunk on her tits. In order to giggity all up in her vagooz, you gotta pay... and that's how guys get into the 1337Speak subforum. And that's why post limits are like condoms.

:bowrofl:

fooger03 01-19-2013 08:59 AM

LOL - sounds like somebody's wife was EXTRA nice last night.....

charchri4 01-28-2013 10:50 AM

Lol!

RS_PL 03-07-2013 01:21 PM

Ok, it's time to say hi. I'm Robert and I'm from Poland. I've got my Mx-5 since summer 2011. I decided to little tune it up and mount supercharger.

Let's enjoy corners.

sturovo 03-07-2013 03:20 PM

Hi neighbour, (Or at least the last time I checked south Poland is next to north Slovakia.)
Why supercharger?
Polish girls are :drool:
Post some pictures of said items FTW

RS_PL 03-07-2013 03:30 PM

I leave 30km from Slovakia border, in Krosno. I decided to use M62 supercharger from Mercedes because this is easily available, not expensive and provides a lot of low-revs torque.

Now I'm collecting parts.
I've swaped engine from 16. 90HP (unavailable in USA) to 1.8 130HP.
Some pictures of my car in polish club forum:
Forum MX-5 / Miata Klub Polska :: [RS] DIY czyli Zrb to sam

BTW
How does work props and why I have -1?

Please delete my next message.

RS_PL 03-07-2013 03:42 PM

BTW
How does work props and why I have -1?

thenuge26 03-07-2013 03:55 PM

You have -1 because this isn't where you are supposed to introduce yourself, in fact it says so in this post. Now actually read the post, and then go make a new post with your pictures and details.

RS_PL 03-07-2013 04:04 PM

Right, sometimes it is worth to read 1st post. Now I fell real noob, sorry.

samnavy 03-07-2013 07:15 PM

I love lamp.
I love this thread.
I win.

Seven 05-15-2013 11:21 PM

Hey y'all

Fukalyal 05-16-2013 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 762075)
FOR FUCKS SAKE, THIS IS NOT AN INTRO THREAD!!!

NOOBS, STOP FUCKING POSTING HERE! This thread is only to show you how not to make a fucked up first post and not a place to put your first post. Go make an intro thread of your own and try not to sound like a complete moron.

Sam said it pretty well

mikekoozmin 11-09-2013 11:10 PM

noob tryin to post in
 
Lookin like a noob

E4usmc 11-18-2013 12:45 AM

Lol

y8s 11-18-2013 09:43 AM


Originally Posted by E4usmc (Post 1074226)
Lol

^^ usually not a good sign when a n00b posts something 3 letters long in the ultimate n00b thread.


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