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Old 07-21-2013, 12:12 AM   #441
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So my sister stole my god damned car.


I'm out getting shithoused at the bar like usual. i gotta ride home, no big deal.

Get back and my ****** car is misssing. I'm pissed because the insurance company is not open. I find my sisters shitty mustang parked in the road and ask her where the hell her car is here but not mine, she replies:


YOUR BRAKES ARE SHOT!

God damnit. I'm dunk, and my sister misplaced her keys and is driving MY car...(not miata, the daily)

BTW her keys are on the counter..... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfuckrrrrrrrrrrr
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Old 07-22-2013, 11:05 AM   #442
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ABS, Trac, and SVS lights are now on. Plus it was pretty much all the way out of gas.

I'll be putting the trash she left in it, in her bed.

Taught me not to leave my keys laying around.
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Old 07-22-2013, 01:31 PM   #443
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ABS, Trac, and SVS lights are now on. Plus it was pretty much all the way out of gas.

I'll be putting the trash she left in it, in her bed.

Taught me not to leave my keys laying around.
This is why I have hidden fuel pump switches in the cars I care about.
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Old 09-04-2013, 02:39 AM   #444
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Well I'm 1hr 35min into decade 3.2 of life and I'm down to my last beer. Instead of drinking the last one and being a dick I've chosen to mix Captain Morgan black Double Char with Mt Dew, Not bad actually. Calc class may suck in the morn. My lack of local friends make me post it here to you cat lovers, 20yr old me never thought I'd live this long.
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Old 09-07-2013, 11:09 PM   #445
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I'm on the liquor again.


Need to find a water source STAT.
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Old 09-08-2013, 01:53 AM   #446
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Need to find a water source STAT.
Toilet bowl.
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Old 09-08-2013, 09:56 AM   #447
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Toilet bowl.
recommend you drink before you chum that water.
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Old 09-08-2013, 11:51 PM   #448
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I decided to take a visit to Dover's cultural center last night. That is where I got to witness this glorious behavior.





Yes this really did happen, over and over again. It was a spectacle. I got a girl to take these pics for me on my phone. I doubt they would have gone for me taking them.

I am pretty sure the reason the pics are so bad is because of the bondo and paint dust on the lens.








The hangover was rough, but oh so worth it.

Oh, the douchebag in the back singing Karaoke was me. It was that kind of night.
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Old 09-08-2013, 11:53 PM   #449
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The hangover was rough, but oh so worth it.
I take it u also got some orange blow up doll dick?
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Old 09-08-2013, 11:58 PM   #450
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Those girls had a death grip on that thing. That doll had way more game than any man in that bar.
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Old 09-09-2013, 12:22 AM   #451
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Probably got herpes too.
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Old 09-14-2013, 01:20 AM   #452
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drunk dubach thread always never been sticky? or are u guys not bumpin enough


welll either way i just hiked home a mile or so in the blistering michigan cold what a mistake.

Gonna wake ujp at the asscrack of dawn, drive my car with a 50mile engine on it half way across the state and back whoooohhhhhhh MIATAAAHHH
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Old 09-14-2013, 01:06 PM   #453
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This thread is always "sticky" one way or another.
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Old 11-17-2013, 12:45 AM   #454
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i got a few things to sayu

autocorrect can suck my dick



im shithouseed.


this thread needs to be sticky


my house is on fire



**** you



i love kitty
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Old 11-17-2013, 12:46 AM   #455
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just kitttin bout the house being on fire.... things are good. kj i contain the fire. i sleep now.
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Old 11-17-2013, 11:32 AM   #456
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Man your typing is like an indians english from ATT.
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Old 11-17-2013, 07:03 PM   #457
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Holy hell I was drunk last night. I have no idea what I was going on about. Last thing I remember was shots of fireball with a stout beer chaser.

Had a little house warming party last night and things got kinda outta hand. Lol
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Old 12-28-2013, 10:30 PM   #458
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god damnit mother **** this thread nees to sticky]\

when im shitfucked i dont't want to surf throught 9030w3 pages of ******** t find the page where im fuckek to post in


sticky this or **** i
cant' drunk...
bump
bump


up top bunk


i took shots
but the car is home safe
i am home safe
i am wake up headache
sticky this thread already
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Old 12-28-2013, 10:31 PM   #459
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wow.

im fucked.....
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Looking forward to the morning after post lol. Erat do you keep a log of funny things you say when drunk? If not you probably should.
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