STOP! ..pretending you're even having fun
You just stand there looking dumb
And bored with your thumb in your ***
You're better than that.
For once in your life before you retire
Be the leader of the choir
Set your pubic hair on fire
Just because [you feel like it]
Be that moron screaming in the crowd - HEY!
This **** could never ever be too loud for me
So help us help you armpit fart
'cause we're only getting started...
Dance and bleed, Karate chop
Pray good times will never STOP...
Oh boy is this great!
Grab your feces like an ape
And finally celebrate just because.
Finally talk to a girl
Throw your dream journal in the urinal
'cause with tap shoes and a girdle
Dreams really can come true
Be living proof.
It's the end of the wait
Show up late, **********
Tell your date you're in shape
Though you're not.
Take off your shirt,
Eat a fistful of dirt
get a sunburn
'cause it looks good on you.
Im proud to say I have driven one before about 6 years ago. While I was working in one building (im work in condo property mgmt) a resident had his shipped over from cali and he let me take it on the highway. I took it up to 140mph and it felt nice. Honestly though, while the car was great, I think it was more of the aura of the car that was cool, not so much the car itself as a vehicle.
Last night i tagged a NYC cop car. It was amazing.
I also had my first threesome ever last month. It wasn't.
Before i die i will
Kick johnny depp in the *****
Do a muscle up
Make my miata run again and dyno it
See the aurora borealis
Eat the raw flesh of a young boy
Retire in ten years
Acquire 100M worshippers
Ride a dog
**** four of penpen2s auska-soryu-looking wives
Beat a camel to death with my riding crop
Get liposuction and make cracklins with my own fat