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This is such a funny listing, I had to share. (not affiliated)
For Sale $22000 OBO
This is a workin man’s truck. Not some communist Libby don’t know what gender they wanna be tomorrow type of truck. If you like guns, boobies, and beer, this truck is for you. If you voted for Trump and will continue to vote for Trump, this truck is for you. If you like makin money by the sweat of you brow and the dirt on your hands this truck is for you. If you think you don’t need to work because it’s too stressful and want to collect welfare because they can give you everything this truck is not for you. If you voted for Joe retard and are a blind sheep with your head in the sand type this truck is not for you. This is a diesel head truck ready for tuning it however you want. This is an outlaw truck. Not some def smokin egr limited crap they sell now days. She’s ready to roll some coal and strip the clothes off the ladies type of truck. This is a push some **** out of the way type of truck so if you’re tired of the environmentalists blocking the roadways just use the bumper what it’s mean for. Good for deer too.
7.3 4x4 6 speed with welded front diff Unicorn in California Cleared through DMV/Carb for registration as a personal use vehicle. Will not be able to register to a company. Would make a great personal use work truck or overland conversion base Many upgrades and maintenance done Would drive cross country without hesitation 80 gallons of onboard fuel with transfer switch Brand new (1500 miles) on 180cc full force diesel injectors Driven diesel Fuel bowl delete regulated return SCT tuner 60hp tune and 80hp tune Dynatrac rebuildable ball joints Dual bilstejn front shocks Dual shock steering stabilizer Front leveling kit New wheel bearings all around New rear brakes and rotors Straight 3” exhaust Bellowed down pipes Ebpv delete Odyssey batteries Custom front bumper Projector headlights 41” Pirelli Pistas Hutchinson dually mrap wheels in rear and Hutchinson super single mrap on front Flatbed with rack and boxes (also have two more boxes to add on the bed as well)
No blow by. Never has a problem pulling whatever is behind it. Bed is just over 9’ long. Maintenance done since I’ve owned it: Purchased in 2019 from a farm owner who used the truck to move his cattle from south dakota to half moon bay. Had 200k miles when I bought it. Water pump Serpentine Belt Fan clutch Alternator New front windshield Bellowed up pipes and exhaust manifold gaskets New pedestal oil seals with ebpv delete kit to increase exhaust flow and reduce exhaust temp Oil pressure sensor Icp sensor, intake air temp sensor, coolant sensor, oil temp sensor, and front and rear abs sensors Fluids changes (gears/trans/coolant) A/c service Dynatrac rebuildable ball joints new motorcraft front wheel bearings New Dana rear wheel bearings New rear rotors New rear brakes pads New glow plugs and under valve cover harnesses New (not rebuilt) 180cc full force injectors New AirDog fuel preparation system (water fuel separator) Driven diesel Regulated return Custom in tank pick up for high flow and fuel starvation reduction Front tires have about 5k miles on them Rear tires have about 35k I used to have the truck as a super single so the four rear tires used to be all four tires. Eventually I found Hitchinson dually rear wheels and swapped it back to a dually Regular oil changes ever 7k miles Fuel filters every 15k I also put a different flat bed on it then it originally had. First came with an aluminum bed, swapped to a steel bed recently. Truck runs and drives great and has never really had any major problems other than a contaminated fuel system last year. Had a bunch of water in the fuel and blew the injectors, truck still ran just not the best. So I cleaned the fuel system completely and upgraded new injectors with the appropriate tune from Jodi and DP Tuner. SCT tuner also has an exhaust temperate expansion kit for data logging.
Probably forgot a thing or two but for the most part that’s it. Includes some extras with the truck. I have a full set of super single wheels to go with the truck as well. Also a rear differential for spare parts. Some extra storage boxes to go on the top of the flat bed as well.
I love this truck and have daily driven it, used it on long road trips, hauling loads around town etc. Its always a head turner and conversation starter. Only selling because I have too many vehicles already.
$22000 obo BTC or ETH okay too
Feel free to text me or call me with any questions. Hablo espanol tambien
This is such a funny listing, I had to share. (not affiliated)
For Sale $22000 OBO
This is a workin man’s truck. Not some communist Libby don’t know what gender they wanna be tomorrow type of truck. If you like guns, boobies, and beer, this truck is for you. If you voted for Trump and will continue to vote for Trump, this truck is for you. If you like makin money by the sweat of you brow and the dirt on your hands this truck is for you. If you think you don’t need to work because it’s too stressful and want to collect welfare because they can give you everything this truck is not for you. If you voted for Joe retard and are a blind sheep with your head in the sand type this truck is not for you. This is a diesel head truck ready for tuning it however you want. This is an outlaw truck. Not some def smokin egr limited crap they sell now days. She’s ready to roll some coal and strip the clothes off the ladies type of truck. This is a push some **** out of the way type of truck so if you’re tired of the environmentalists blocking the roadways just use the bumper what it’s mean for. Good for deer too.
... ... Probably forgot a thing or two but for the most part that’s it. Includes some extras with the truck. I have a full set of super single wheels to go with the truck as well. Also a rear differential for spare parts. Some extra storage boxes to go on the top of the flat bed as well.
I love this truck and have daily driven it, used it on long road trips, hauling loads around town etc. Its always a head turner and conversation starter. Only selling because I have too many vehicles already.
$22000 obo BTC or ETH okay too
Feel free to text me or call me with any questions. Hablo espanol tambien
I read through that and was thinking... well thought out... not hastily written. The misspellings almost seem intentional. And then... "BTC or ETH okay too". I wonder how many guys searching for a pickup truck-sized flat bed work truck--not 450 or above classed--would look over at their wife and ask how much Bitcoin they have left.
As a former Californian with a history of getting away with highly illegal car-modifications, I can understand how, if you are a coal-rollin' dieselbro, then the CARB / DMV paperwork which accompanies this 23 year old truck with 233,000 miles on it adds some value.
As a middle-aged man with a decent grasp on his personal finances, I don't see that it adds quite *that* much value...
Also, can't quite figure out what the intended use-case is which justifies having those wheel-arches in the middle of the "flat" bed, and yet also that low-clearance bar overhead.
"Wasn't like a lot", but sharts hard enough that it runs down his ***, under his nuts, and out to his ****. His delusions of shitting his pants are about on par with his delusions of gender.
12-30-2023, 12:39 PM
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