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Judith (Sue Jones-Davies): “I do feel, Reg, that any anti-imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base.”

Reg (John Cleese): Agreed. Francis?

Francis (Michael Palin): Yeah. I think Judith’s point of view is very valid, Reg, provided the movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man . . .

Stan (Eric Idle): Or woman. . .

Francise: Or woman . . . to rid himself . . .

Stan: Or herself.

Francis: Or herself.

Reg: Agreed.

Francis: Thank you, brother.

Stan: Or sister.

Francis: Or sister. Where was I?

Reg: I think you’d finished.

Francis: Oh, right.

Reg: Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man . . .

Stan: Or woman.

Reg: Why don’t you shut up about women, Stan. You’re putting us off.

Stan: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.

Francis: Why are you always on about women, Stan?

Stan: I want to be one.

Reg: What?

Stan: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me “Loretta.”

Reg: What?

Stan: It’s my right as a man.

Judith: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?

Stan: I want to have babies.

Reg: You want to have babies?!

Stan: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.

Reg: But . . . you can’t have babies.

Stan: Don’t you oppress me.

Reg: I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!

Judith: Here! I’ve got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can’t actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody’s fault, not even the Romans, but that he can have the right to have babies.

Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.

Reg: What’s the point?

Francis: What?

Reg: What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can’t have babies?!

Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

Reg: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.

good2go

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Classic from 44 years ago!

cordycord

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It perfectly encapsulates the reality-free conversations that are going on nationally. 44 years ago Monty Python was showing how ridiculous the Marxist "struggle" could become if you extended the argument all the way out. And now we're here...

Braineack

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https://www.klkntv.com/using-loophol...hem-of-crimes/

Braineack

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-herself.html

Braineack

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https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1681230002686242819

good2go

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"Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else."

olderguy

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Quote the posting and it produces a good link.

Braineack

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it exists.

good2go

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That's weird. I did multiple times and it still doesn't.
I must be getting filtered somehow.

olderguy

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Are you a twitter member? Now you need to be to view.

good2go

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Oh god, no! I have zero social media membership.
Anyway, that certainly explains it.

olderguy

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You can become a member and never post anything.

triple88a

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triple88a

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Listen to the cops conspiring 4 min into the video.. incredible.

good2go

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I offer this as somewhat of a counterpoint to this thread. This guy may have wished he was caught by the police.
https://www.foxla.com/news/store-rob...ect-with-stick

Braineack

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Since this is CA and shoplifting is legal; expect to see these Iron Sheiks in jail soon:

https://www.kcra.com/article/stockto...ation/44741700

Labora

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Clerks will be fired, perp will sue 711 and settle out of court. Would not be surprised to see DA go after clerks for assault. Truly peak clown world we are living in.

triple88a

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When cops are in charge of enforcing laws they do not understand..

I guess the cops are imbeciles in many countries, not just USA.