This has to be a joke. Has to be. I mean, you're pulling into your house...that you do every damn day, how the **** can you not gauge a big ******* pond of storm water? This is God's punishment for having Ricelands on your car.

At this point, I'm going to vote CUBAN.

 

Could be fine. This has to be a joke though.
Incidentally it rained like crazy here too, and i saw a Miata that had sank on a side street, poor NB.

 

Read through his build thread, this fits rite in.
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That was my previous car. I wish I couldve taken a picture but I had a puddle of water right by the exhaust manifold.

No joke. You guys obviously have never been to Miami. You **** on the street and it floods. Idk how it got so flooded so quick this time. Is so bad that I DO NOT drive in the rain for that matter. I started heading back home once I saw the storm coming, and before I got caught in the street flood. I had never seen the parking lot flood so bad so quick.

Literally I thought I was safe once I pulled in to the complex. Then I made the first turn into a ******* pool. My windshield was already fogged up and I was the only one out, I didnt notice anything new till the car took a nose dive. When I stepped out of the car to push it, the water was up to my knees and coming through the door opening. This was like that for about ~80 meters, up till my house's entrance.


^^ Yep, once you go through it you'll be like ..."oh ****, it does fit in "


FML

 

On other news the engine seems clean of water now. Im not gonna drain **** till tomorrow as it looks like is gonna pour like a ************ again. I have a headache, and literally I just got back into town. So till tomorrow

 

Dude. Sure you're not cuban? Maybe a little Hialeah?

 

"Definitively NOT Cuban" i like that lol

 

 

No, lol. Im FAR from Hialeah.

^^FTW

the only win in this thread. Lol

 

 

Brain- Damn!! you can say it could be worse

 

"Yeah...definitely not Cuban,definitely not Cuban...Yeah, might be Haitian but definitely not Cuban...yeah. WTF rainman!

 

Nope, Im from Honduras

Funny, Honduras means deepness. The name came from the deep waters that surround it lol

 

Ah ha, dude, you dumb ******* gringo, you has keeeled me again, mang!

It takes stupid to know you are smart, it takes a loser to have a winner, etc. I could almost justify flying down there to help you, buffuck, you are like my imbecile brother. You, sir, are of epic proportions, t.y. This fits right in, truly.

 

Wow you certainly have a nice way to insult people

 

No, no, don't get me wrong. I'm always rooting for you, man. For some reason, you always seem to be swimming upstream!

 

Whatever go **** yourself puto.

 

Oh yeah, Chicago in Algonquian Indian dialect means onion or garlic,
in Potawatomi it means skunk. Now that's funny.

Noob from Skunky Onion checking in!

 

As far as I know Chicanos are U.S. citizens of Mexican descent.

 

What are you so worried about? How do you think boat motors work? What you need to do is first drain your coolant. Your oil probbably floated up out of your engine and into the cooling tank. You also don't need the coolant because there is no way it will overheat with the water. Then drain the oil, resurface the drain plug, and fill the motor with 5Q of distilled water- distilled not spring etc or it will cause rust. Then pull the plugs, let them dry and coat them with petroleum jelly. This will keep them from rusting too and will actually help with detonation. The flame front burns differently in the water, closer up to the valves so the plugs can get really hot and cause pregination. Last steps.. gret under the car and disconnect the exhaust, remove the transmission, and bleed the brakes. A lot of water will come out when you pull the exhaust and transmission but that is ok. When you pull the transmission make sure to defeat the clutch interlock because that puts strain on the motor and causes extra heat. I recommend getting a can of "thrust" which is the proper type of starting fluid (do not get the generic or it will break!), removing your throttle body, and emptying the whole can into the plenum. That will evaporate the residues when you start it up. While you have the TB off, may as well clean it too because lichen can foul the coling passages.

Get in, and crank away. If it doesn't work, dry off your starter or replace it. They rust fastest because of the coils.