I'll do you one better, or worse?

I watched pain and gain on netflix last night. Not a bad movie but at 2+ hours long, It was seriously pushing the amount of marky mark and the rock that I can handle in one sitting.

 

Is this what they drove when they wrote out of touch?


Unrelated lulz

 

 

My friend in the ER just removed this from a small guy:

 

omg

 

is that a beach towel it's sitting on??



time to fix this thread.

 

Perhaps somebody had an orgy of some kind and somebody pushed too far? What is a small guy? Age wise or 5 foot tall grownup?

 

why do you want to know? trying to avoid it yourself?



one of the new meme edits I drew out of drunkenness

 

 

lol just like the whole story, seems like it would be a good one.

 

And that kids, is how grandpa tore his ***.

 

 

 

Walked into the ER the other day (I'm an AEMT) and the doc shows me an abdominal x-ray and asks me what I see.
"Looks like a rocket ship. Who's is it?"
"It belongs to that old man in the next room. It's still on."

Sorry, no pics of that one.

 

Related to above^