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Old Jun 24, 2016 | 10:46 PM
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The idiot break a control arm?
Old Jun 24, 2016 | 11:02 PM
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Old Jun 24, 2016 | 11:04 PM
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Bitch please.



POV but no speedo.


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Old Jun 24, 2016 | 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
Bwahahaha . . . that was brilliant!

Now for the ultimate composition, can you add another one from 2 seconds of this video at 1:51 -> 1:53 ?

Old Jun 25, 2016 | 12:57 AM
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Obviously the bikes go harder, but the dude did set the production car lap record. If we're thinking relative to four wheels, its a solid run!

Old Jun 25, 2016 | 09:21 AM
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Serious question for my German-speaking friends.




How can it be klassik if it's neu, and how can it have weniger süß if it's klassik?

I mean, the German language sometimes confuses me, but this is just downright mind-bending.



(Also, you guys do realize that Fanta is an American soda, right? And, not to put too fine a point on it, but we invented this scheisse in 1940, while you ******** were busy doing unpleasant things to Poland, so I'm pretty certain this counts as cultural appropriation, and that a safe space is owed. Preferably one with Schüttinger.)
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Old Jun 25, 2016 | 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Serious question for my German-speaking friends.




How can it be klassik if it's neu, and how can it have weniger süß if it's klassik?

I mean, the German language sometimes confuses me, but this is just downright mind-bending.



(Also, you guys do realize that Fanta is an American soda, right? And, not to put too fine a point on it, but we invented this scheisse in 1940, while you ******** were busy doing unpleasant things to Poland, so I'm pretty certain this counts as cultural appropriation, and that a safe space is owed. Preferably one with Schüttinger.)

I don't believe it requires being "old" in order to be klassik. Perhaps it is merely the name "fanta" which is considered klassik?

Perhaps you're overthinking it?



What happened in Germany in the 40's?

EDIT: Why would you bring up something so terrible? I can't handle the real world. I'm going to my safe space - under that rock over there. I'll be back out when I've fully dehydrated myself from crying in order to get a bottle of Fiji water.
Old Jun 25, 2016 | 10:12 AM
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Corvettes...

Does anyone here remember when Corvettes were cool, simple cars?

I do. And yet it's been a while since I've been in the presence of a third-gen 'Vette in person. Came across this one in East Harlem a few weeks ago.








I couldn't get over how big this thing was. My mind kept saying "wait, this is a two-seat car whose engine is only four cylinders deep from front to back. Why is it so much longer than a Miata / S2K / Solstice?


My anti-Corvette bias continues unabated. Yes, I get it, C7s are amazingly fast. So are 50cal bullets. I wouldn't want to ride either one.







Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, I also saw this a few days ago:




So that's ok.






































































































































































































































































































































































































And, of course, this Con_Ed van, which has weird **** dangling from the front fascia:

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Old Jun 25, 2016 | 11:10 AM
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This has been around for a while, so most may have seen it already, but for those who have not:

Old Jun 25, 2016 | 11:19 AM
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She said penetration.
Old Jun 25, 2016 | 11:22 AM
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That was infuriating. Yet so true sometimes.
Old Jun 25, 2016 | 11:31 AM
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Old Jun 25, 2016 | 12:56 PM
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/\ Some cars are made to be driven only in a straight line.
Aidandj, that was a great find.
Old Jun 25, 2016 | 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by DNMakinson
/\ Some cars are made to be driven only in a straight line.
and even those seem to have a tough time at it...
Old Jun 25, 2016 | 04:36 PM
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Old Jun 26, 2016 | 08:45 AM
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Old Jun 26, 2016 | 10:06 AM
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All that effort and I bet it just tastes like mushy poo
Old Jun 26, 2016 | 10:48 AM
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It's a bit sweeter than poo, and the texture is much more consistent. Rather tasty, actually. If you find yourself in the northern Cincinnati metro area, you can get it at Jungle Jim's supermarket.


Often, it is stuffed with cream or mashed fruit, and chilled.





Choking to death on it is a sufficiently large problem, particularly among the elderly, that there are PSAs reminding old Japanese people to cut their mochi into small pieces and chew it thoroughly.






Which is why you can buy this thing made by Shin-ei, which attaches to your vacuum cleaner:




And is intended for the specific purpose of de-mochifying grampa:

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Old Jun 26, 2016 | 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by DeerHunter
Unlicensed teen mangles mom's Porsche after hit-and-run: VPD | CTV Vancouver News

It appears some kid without a license took his parents' car while they were away and smashed into a parked car. This was him trying to hide the car. It looks like he totally destroyed the front right corner in the hit and run and the wheel is just flopping around.

Old Jun 26, 2016 | 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
And, of course, this Con_Ed van, which has weird **** dangling from the front fascia:

I assume those are some sort of sensor. Being ConEd, I would guess that they are sniffing out gas leaks. It would be interesting to have more info.



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