HDR hole.

 

 

Damn wtf was in that car?


Picture of the day I most regret not taking: Yesterday, driving by a Portland establishment called "Pirate's Cove". Their sign read "Portland's #1 Adult Pokestop!"

Here's a previous example of their signage:

 

They have a stripper with a hook for a hand. I seent it.

 

***** you need help

 

I suspect that was one of those natural gas conversion cars and the lines leaked. You can see in the front the dude is covering his mouth with a rag as the idiot in the back tries to test if its flammable.

 

Seriously, you need to switch Tom Cruise and Data.

 

I think it's huge amounts of hairspray - have a look at what burns first - it's their incredible styled gay hair...

 

According to the youtubes, they were huffing butane and the one in back decided it'd be a good time to test how well his lighter worked.



Is it bad that I laugh really hard at their screaming?

 

 

And that, kids, is the sound of Darwin laughing.

 

I wonder what a hook-job would feel like...

 

Should be easy to find out.

 

probably somewhere between a phallectomy and a vasectomy.

 

 

You know what? So long as she's gentle, I'm curious enough to find out.

 

With that robotic arm I just had the thought. Does the wrist spin a full 360?

Would she be able to flip everybody off in rotation??

 

I sense it will pinch the skin right where the thumb meets the palm.

 

I would be surprised if she had not tested it based on this image:



Also, isnt the ultimate answer to Joe's question of handjobs simply a fleshlight attachment?

I'll just leave this here for yall:
Official Bionic Model Rebekah Marine Website