I assume no liability for your actions

 

I admit it would be very funny if it was actually true. Could you imagine? Regular Iphone 6 board with a little different case?

 

 

 

 

Every time I go to Whole Foods I think about adding a fake charging port to my car so that I could park closer to the entrance.

 

Even though this crash looks particularly nasty, the driver of this Corvette reportedly only received “non life-threatening injuries,” according to Corvette Blogger.

 

There's an interesting story behind this picture of what appears to be an ordinary, unmodified microwave oven:

 

 

Joe always prefers building up some suspense.

 

HIS microwave?



You know, Chicago...

 

 

why, just park there like i do. I'm not even kidding.

 

Is this like the "expectant mothers parking", where it's just some bullshit sign the store put up with no legal ability to enforce it?

 

 

To believe this requires precisely no imagination whatsoever.





Edit: Oh, and the microwave thing. Long story. I'll type it when I have a few hours to dedicate to the task. It involves patent law, the town of Essen, Germany, HDTV, the petroleum industry, and a girl whose name I simply cannot remember. She was short and slightly heavyset, but with a face and personality which could charm the most stoic of men.

 

Quit teasing us and type the damn thing already!

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So, my employer has a multitude of handicap spots throughout the campus, and at any time we have probably a dozen or two associates who are legally able to park in handicapped spots. However, as a hospital we also have a large percentage of the people visiting us as legally handicapped.

Legally we cannot tell our associates who are handicapped where to park, but they tend to all park in ONE parking lot generally designated for patients and visitors, forcing the handicapped visitors to either hope a semi-close parking spot opens up in the visitor lot or park in the handicapped parking in the employee parking garage. To complicate matters, these people are taking up a handicap spot for eight plus hours during the busiest business hours.

I realize we could just add more handicap spots, but since handicap spots are now basically double spots, in order to have enough spots for both our associates and our patients/visitors who are also handicapped, we would be taking up nearly half the main visitor lot. Another solution would be to make the main visitor lot a double decker but the city says that would be an eyesore...

I don't know the solution that is fair, but it's frustrating and I feel bad for our visitors.