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Old Jan 25, 2019 | 03:34 PM
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No idea how we can do 60k a day in sales and I have to go back and forth over a damn computer.

I am legit just doing all my business through my non company issued phone. I just don't care anymore.

Earlier today the calculator program on the thin client crashed!

I'd upload a funny picture but it seems our IT department is also running this site. Maybe I need to hold my phone sideways.
Old Jan 25, 2019 | 08:27 PM
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Old Jan 26, 2019 | 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Erat
In other news, you can't lay a computer on it's side because it will cause boot loop and USB errors because the computer was not designed for it.

How do these people get hired? I mean I make mistakes, but this is just so far from the truth it hurts. I have no idea what to say.
Yea, tell them his salary info will be printed sideways and on the back of the paycheck. Good luck getting it deposited at the bank.
Old Jan 27, 2019 | 01:30 AM
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I'm, like, keeping an open mind as to what this may portend, man:

Old Jan 27, 2019 | 10:10 PM
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Detonation Protection +5

https://www.facebook.com/Ludismeshniklipove/videos/231340887760242/
Old Jan 28, 2019 | 12:36 AM
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^

yea, reminds me folks back home. They would put some saint's picture on the dashboard and would never buckle-up driving 2x speed limit in 3 lanes when the road only has 1.
Old Jan 28, 2019 | 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by 2slow
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yea, reminds me folks back home. They would put some saint's picture on the dashboard and would never buckle-up driving 2x speed limit in 3 lanes when the road only has 1.
Lima, Peru?
Old Jan 28, 2019 | 08:52 AM
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I REALLY wanted that clutch disc to go through the radiator. 2/10 would not watch again.
Old Jan 28, 2019 | 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
I'm, like, keeping an open mind as to what this may portend, man:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1088481555582996480
It's a shitty Stella Artois ad.
Old Jan 28, 2019 | 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by olderguy
Lima, Peru?
Eastern Europe. But yea, anywhere where you could "pay the fine on the spot" has the same system
Old Jan 28, 2019 | 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by 2slow
Eastern Europe. But yea, anywhere where you could "pay the fine on the spot" has the same system
Can vouch for that.
Old Jan 28, 2019 | 02:09 PM
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Old Jan 28, 2019 | 08:26 PM
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Old Jan 29, 2019 | 09:23 AM
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There is one type of boiler that scares me more than steam, and that's hot oil.

This stuff runs at like 260F and scares the **** out of me. Then I see stuff like this and I'm quickly reminded that I'm not paid enough for this ****.

Old Jan 29, 2019 | 09:24 AM
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this site can't just be broke for me is it? Gawd
Old Jan 29, 2019 | 10:19 AM
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I get different pictures/videos between my work pc and home.

Site is borked and IB doesn't give a flying **** about anything. At least MT doesnt have malicious adds like half their other forums.
Old Jan 29, 2019 | 02:18 PM
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Old Jan 29, 2019 | 03:52 PM
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Old Jan 29, 2019 | 04:07 PM
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Canada laughs in our general direction.
Old Jan 29, 2019 | 04:29 PM
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