dont let y8s see that.

 

i just showed up and saw it.

people just like to perpetuate the same old shit. what can I do?

besides be disappointed in society? not much.

 

avatar applies.

 

y8s, y u tink fem@le drivers r g00d @ driving?

 

Sorry if ancient. I LOLed

 

Just learned that I'm probably shipping to bootcamp on Monday. All moles on my head will be removed violently.

 

Here's a new skill I've literally just taught myself:



Plastic welding. ABS motorcycle fairing from when my "friend" crashed my bike back in 2004. White line down the middle is ABS Filler rod with a coat of ABS epoxy over the top to fill in pin holes, hopefully. Did just like welding steel together and drilled end of crack, v-cut the crack, melt/bond filler into the crack and sand smooth. In a couple hours when epoxy is cured I'll sand it smooth with 4, 6, 8, 1k, 1500 grit sandpaper until it's silky smooth and lay down some primer. This is my first attempt at any kind of body repair...

 

I bought a plastic welding kit from harbor freight... when it came down to practicing I basically just went

 

I was last to get my head shaved, so believe it or not, I was the lucky sole that got to clean up all the hair on the floor with my bare hands. I didn't say a word but holy ---- was I pissed. lol

It was a hours before I eventually was able to wash 100 guy's hair off my hands.

 

I'm not looking foreword towards receiving week, my bro said it was the worst part for him. Being in the middle tends to be the place to be, if your at the front of the line when you got off the bus then you've got to hold everyone else's paperwork, which is pretty much imposable (my bro did that and dropped papers everywhere). I just hope I don't end up as the platoon scribe, which is likely b/c I've got college and they tend to pick recruits w/ college experience. I'd kinda like to be the house mouse though.

 

^So... how about that address???

 

Your scalp is much more sensitive than you'd like to think - that razor hurts like hell when they're trying to get your hair as short as possible with it - reception was the most painful "haircut" i've ever had in my life.

 

Ever grazed your ******* with the clippers? The scalp is nothing compared to that. Ask me how I know

 

Fu.ck yes. That shiite hurts like the dickens!

 

my wife is... she can parallel park in small spots no problem.

anyway, i just dont like the stereotype.

 

thousands of mini piranhas from the deepest depths of hell jumping up and eating away at my sack

 

I'll have my brother get it to either you or viperormiata, as long as you give me your word that you will not send me anything that will get me in trouble.

Items that might get me in trouble:

Letters in normal sized white envelopes with no markings other then an address, return address and stamp.
Nothing that makes noise.
No ---- shaped candy, or candy of any sort. Also nothing ---- shaped.
No packages.
No goddamn pineapples.
Just letters in envelopes.
No pics that you wouldn't show your grandma.
No ---- picks (I don't know your grandma, I ain't gonna judge)
Nothing that you think might get me in trouble or get me IT'd.*
Nothing that you know will get me in trouble or get me IT'd.*

*IT = incentive training, its when the drill instructor gets tired of your face and decides to make you do rigorous exercise as a punishment.

 

lol you sound like my sister when she went into boot for the marines... I sent that bitch some cookies, and a coconut.

 

Dude, drill instructors are scary as ----. Your sis had it worse though because females have to deal with female DIs. The female DI who was at the statewide pool fxn a few months ago was probably the meanest, most hateful person I've ever come across. I'm glad I'm a dude.