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07-24-2013, 06:43 PM
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Why can't I time travel back to the 80's and 90's and buy cars to time travel back to the present with? So many cars from then that I'd love to have now, but there are so few clean example left, for a reasonable price.
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07-24-2013, 07:19 PM
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Just go buy a couple of cheap cars new from dealer inventory, dig a giant hole in your backyard, securely wrap the cars in self-sealing plastic, and bury them.
In 20 years, murder the then-current occupants of wherever you live now (so that they don't call the cops while you're digging up their back yard), and exhume the vehicles.
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07-24-2013, 08:11 PM
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Well, assuming that this trend (of cars becoming heavier and less desirable with time) continues, you can take steps now to prevent Future Jesse from facing the same dilemma.
Just go buy a couple of cheap cars new from dealer inventory, dig a giant hole in your backyard, securely wrap the cars in self-sealing plastic, and bury them.
In 20 years, murder the then-current occupants of wherever you live now (so that they don't call the cops while you're digging up their back yard), and exhume the vehicles.
Just go buy a couple of cheap cars new from dealer inventory, dig a giant hole in your backyard, securely wrap the cars in self-sealing plastic, and bury them.
In 20 years, murder the then-current occupants of wherever you live now (so that they don't call the cops while you're digging up their back yard), and exhume the vehicles.
My moms ex husbands father (Not my dad) has two quite large aluminum storage buildings full of off the show room floor cars from the 50's and 60's. Probably 80-100 cars in total. Not sure if he ever takes them out and cleans them, but from the time or two I saw them, they just sat with covers on them, and dry rotted away. Lots of old Jags, Vettes, bunch of shitty, ugly 50's Chevy models, a few nice towncars, and a few more rare European cars. Sad that they never see the light of day. I've always been tempted to break in and steal a few of them. Not like he would even miss them. Plus he is a dick. I'd really like the green e-type jag he has hidden away. It's close to the door too. Would only have to forklift a few ugly lesser cars out of the way first.
Maybe he had that idea too, at one point. Rich ****.
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07-24-2013, 10:27 PM
Made me think of this Car unearthed 50 years later - US news - Life | NBC News
Came across this while looking for that, though Once buried alive, 1954 Corvette now heads to auction | Hemmings Daily
Came across this while looking for that, though Once buried alive, 1954 Corvette now heads to auction | Hemmings Daily
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07-25-2013, 03:06 PM
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