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Old 10-08-2009, 09:18 AM   #21
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I hope they take a big wave with the doors open and sink. Looks terrible and I have never understood the car/boat hybrids. Why not have a Vette and a nice boat instead of one horrible looking hybrid? If you have the money to do something like that you could surely afford a real boat.
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I hope they take a big wave with the doors open and sink. Looks terrible and I have never understood the car/boat hybrids. Why not have a Vette and a nice boat instead of one horrible looking hybrid? If you have the money to do something like that you could surely afford a real boat.
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I'd rather attract the more tasteful gold diggers with my ZR1 and my cigarette boat than the loud and obnoxious hoes climbing on his shitty looking dodge ram/vette boat.
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I hope they take a big wave with the doors open and sink.
I loled when she opened the door.
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I'd rather attract the more tasteful gold diggers with my ZR1 and my cigarette boat than the loud and obnoxious hoes climbing on his shitty looking dodge ram/vette boat.
They're just for *****!!
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They're just for *****!!
1. Your obsessive need to showcase your alleged desire to consort with the opposite sex is revealing your repressed homosexuality.

2. The boat-car hybrid amphibious thing at hand would clearly be entirely worthless for such aforementioned consorting with the opposite sex due to the cramped quarters inside and hideous exterior.

3. If you weren't a virgin ------, you would understand #2, making #1 irrelevant.
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1. Your obsessive need to showcase your alleged desire to consort with the opposite sex is revealing your repressed homosexuality.

2. The boat-car hybrid amphibious thing at hand would clearly be entirely worthless for such aforementioned consorting with the opposite sex due to the cramped quarters inside and hideous exterior.

3. If you weren't a virgin ------, you would understand #2, making #1 irrelevant.

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The proper word for which you are searching is "fellatio" or, in your case of creative spelling, "phillatio." As used in a sentence: "Your mom performed admirable fellatio upon me last night."



Try again.
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Combines the best of several worlds. Fast cars, boats and hoes.




And a guy who names himself "the man" doesn't have issues?!?
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The proper word for which you are searching is "fellatio" or, in your case of creative spelling, "phillatio." As used in a sentence: "Your mom performed admirable fellatio upon me last night."



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Let's not assume that all mothers are ******, like yours.
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And a guy who names himself "the man" doesn't have issues?!?
I'm the ******* man, and everybody should know it.










Back on the actual subject of the thread, I think amphibious vehicles are a great idea, but not if they try to be fast, as they're bound to be lower performers on land and at sea than purpose-built vehicles. However, as a party barge, an amphibious craft couldn't be beat. Wouldn't have to be fast on land or on water, just a more convenient way to get between your house, a place that sells cheap beer and the water, then between the water and the beer store when you run out of beer on the water. Then it gets you back to the house relatively easily. Don't have to worry about loading a boat onto a trailer and/or paying marina fees. Everybody wins. And, with a larger vessel, there'd be plenty room for consorting with the opposite sex, or with the same sex, as some would prefer.
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I'm the ******* man, and everybody should know it.



Ok. You are "the man"!

Well done.
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Back on the actual subject of the thread, I think amphibious vehicles are a great idea, but not if they try to be fast, as they're bound to be lower performers on land and at sea than purpose-built vehicles. However, as a party barge, an amphibious craft couldn't be beat. Wouldn't have to be fast on land or on water, just a more convenient way to get between your house, a place that sells cheap beer and the water, then between the water and the beer store when you run out of beer on the water. Then it gets you back to the house relatively easily. Don't have to worry about loading a boat onto a trailer and/or paying marina fees. Everybody wins. And, with a larger vessel, there'd be plenty room for consorting with the opposite sex, or with the same sex, as some would prefer.
Now you are talking. Something like a pontoon boat (a.k.a. deck boat) on wheels would be full of win. No need to pull skiers, just drink more beer instead. I'll be one could be red-neck-fabricated for not much money either.
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Now you are talking. Something like a pontoon boat (a.k.a. deck boat) on wheels would be full of win. No need to pull skiers, just drink more beer instead. I'll be one could be red-neck-fabricated for not much money either.
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^^^ There you go, perfect... except for the price tag...
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Ill hate to **** off the guy driving that O_o Damn!!
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