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cueball1 08-28-2008 04:39 PM

D-r-i-f-t-i-n-g is a banned word. What do we call it now?
 
So now we have the D word banned. What should we call it instead!

My quick suggestions.

Asphalt skating.

Road dancing.

Tire wasting.

There's gotta be better. It'd be great to have a concensus on what to call it. Turd Sandwich or Giant Douche.

patsmx5 08-28-2008 04:41 PM

One word: Gay.

ok.

Machismo 08-28-2008 04:44 PM

Well, on the bunny slopes - in order to slow down they usually just......
"Snowplow" ;)
I don't know....but *******g in a Miata is pretty difficult to begin with.
Not my gig, but kudos to 'em none the less.

spike 08-28-2008 04:49 PM

How about "pussy sliding"?

Machismo 08-28-2008 04:54 PM


Originally Posted by spike (Post 302213)
How about "pussy sliding"?

:giggle: But let's not confuse something that I don't necessarily want to watch to something that I am eager to watch.

johndoe 08-28-2008 04:55 PM

how bout assclowning

Joe Perez 08-28-2008 05:00 PM

The act of deliberately sliding a car under power, for the purposes of exhibition, shall be known hereafter as buttsex.

jbguillo 08-28-2008 05:02 PM

You guys ever see someone slide or ride around in a Miata with good driver behind the wheel like Jeff A or Rob? I don't think you'd be responding in this thread. A lot of these "turd sandwiches" could probably school most of you on a track. If you guys thinks it's easy, or takes no talent to slide a miata around, you need to think again.

spike 08-28-2008 05:06 PM


Originally Posted by Machismo (Post 302218)
:giggle: But let's not confuse something that I don't necessarily want to watch to something that I am eager to watch.

Very true.

How about ass greasing?

spike 08-28-2008 05:07 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 302221)
The act of deliberately sliding a car under power, for the purposes of exhibition, shall be known hereafter as buttsex.

I can picture it now......"hey look at those 2 guys doing buttsex in the parking lot",they seem to be pretty good at it.

The_Pipefather 08-28-2008 05:08 PM


Originally Posted by jbguillo (Post 302224)
You guys ever see someone slide or ride around in a Miata with good driver behind the wheel like Jeff A or Rob? I don't think you'd be responding in this thread. A lot of these "turd sandwiches" could probably school most of you on a track. If you guys thinks it's easy, or takes no talent to slide a miata around, you need to think again.

But the bigger question is, WHY??

johndoe 08-28-2008 05:09 PM

Because it's JDM Yo, duh!!

jbguillo 08-28-2008 05:10 PM


Originally Posted by The_Pipefather (Post 302230)
But the bigger question is, WHY??

Go to a legit drift event with great drivers and ride along, you will figure out why. It's a giant rush, and it's the most challenging thing I've ever done.

jayc72 08-28-2008 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by jbguillo (Post 302224)
You guys ever see someone slide or ride around in a Miata with good driver behind the wheel like Jeff A or Rob? I don't think you'd be responding in this thread. A lot of these "turd sandwiches" could probably school most of you on a track. If you guys thinks it's easy, or takes no talent to slide a miata around, you need to think again.

If Mario Andretti took up d r i f t i n g it would still be as gay. The fact that it takes talent and skill makes it all the more retarded. "It might not be the fast way around the track but it looks cool" should not be the motto of any motor sport.

johndoe 08-28-2008 05:17 PM

It's like synchronized swimming in the Olympics.

spike 08-28-2008 05:18 PM


Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 302234)
If Mario Andretti took up d r i f t i n g it would still be as gay.

Jay,you do not use Mario Andretti & the word D R I F T I N G in the same sentence.

jbguillo 08-28-2008 05:19 PM


Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 302234)
If Mario Andretti took up d r i f t i n g it would still be as gay. The fact that it takes talent and skill makes it all the more retarded. "It might not be the fast way around the track but it looks cool" should not be the motto of any motor sport.

Haha, you watch way to many movies. That's not what it's about at all, have you ever been to a real drift event at a track? I think you have no clue what you're talking about.

The_Pipefather 08-28-2008 05:21 PM


Originally Posted by jbguillo (Post 302232)
Go to a legit drift event with great drivers and ride along, you will figure out why. It's a giant rush, and it's the most challenging thing I've ever done.

Haven't really done much, have you? Driving a rental kart around a concrete track is much more fun and challenging than burning up tires "lookin cool".

jayc72 08-28-2008 05:22 PM


Originally Posted by johndoe (Post 302238)
It's like synchronized swimming in the Olympics.

Except it's guys and it's the special olympics.

jbguillo 08-28-2008 05:24 PM


Originally Posted by The_Pipefather (Post 302243)
Haven't really done much, have you? Driving a rental kart around a concrete track is much more fun and challenging than burning up tires "lookin cool".

Yes, I have, and dr!fting is by far the most fun I've ever had with anytype of motorsport. Before you start trashing it, I would suggest you come take a ride, it might change the way you think.


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